spinning a crook yarn

The act of telling a story, or recounting an event, but absolutely bombing.

"Dan, mate. You're spinning a crook yarn here buddy. Just give up."

by brunetang January 24, 2018

spinning nutt

Ejaculating through the center of the bearing on a fidget spinner while it's balanced on your penis, after which it falls back into the spinner getting sprayed everywhere. "When *** hits the spinner everyone gets sprayed."

I did a spinning nutt yesturday because I was soo lazy to paint the room white

by Ttubyeknom May 9, 2018

spinning skull

a phrase based off of a tiktok sticker of a spinning skull put in videos accompanied by text that says "i thought this was gonna be hard" and a slowed version of already rich by yeat

"when u see the spinning skull you know its over 💀"

by slyxrs April 5, 2023

Rims that keep spinning every time you stop

spinning rims

spinners

by king ej April 15, 2003

Shinning

To sexually stimulate your partner by rubbing your shin against theirs.

Friend: What did you and *partners name* get up to last night?
You: man, we spent the night shinning

by Imagoodperson(: August 17, 2014

Swinging

Have is sex with other people

Yes

Swinging

by Fuckmister 100% May 28, 2018

Swinging on the purple chandelier

Masturbating Taking matter into your own two hands ETC

Bob: Um, I wouldn't go into your apartment
Joe: Why not
Bob: Your roommate's in the living room
Joe: Of course he is, he's my roommate
Bob: Um, swinging on the purple chandelier
Joe: ...

by Jtommyjonesurm0m August 11, 2007