Swing n a Miss

When you crack a joke and someone else doesn't catch on.

A little flick of the hand in the direction you would naturally bat, while making a "shhhiou" sound with your mouth. Much like when someone does it over their head.

You say "Swing n a Miss" directly after the swing - all in 1 word.

Ryan: Haha, check out THAT broad broad.

Jim: I think you mean "bored" broad.

Brett: Yeah, because she doesn't have any food!

Ryan: Hahahaha.

Jim: Huh?

Ryan & Brett: *shhhiou* Swing n a Miss!

by Dene Halatau July 6, 2010

uncultured swine

Donald Trump

Donald Trump IS the uncultured swine.

by HAL E Y October 30, 2015

Swing

Swinging a certain way is a commonly understood euphemism to describe someone's sexual orientation.

1) Heterosexual: "So, uh, which way do ya swing?"
Closet Homosexual: "I'd rather not say..."

2) heterosexual: "So which way you swing, bro?"

Bisexual: Both ways. I'm frickin Tarzan.

by Your Teenage Philosopher July 31, 2014

swingle

Someone that is single and in the swinging lifestyle. Swingle men frequently use swingle women to gain access to lifestyle parties and events.

We met a lot of hot swingles at the last lifestyle party.

by Stormdude November 14, 2007

the swing

Use "its the swing" when something is "the shit," really chill, effing sweet, "da bomb"

What did you do last night? I went to a new club it was the swing.
That chick's pussy was the swing.

by Shelley and Leslie December 27, 2007

swing

(v.) To have open, promiscuity with a select group of partners, who "swing" eachother's wives and girlfriends back and forth to other people.

If you don't swing, don't ring!

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 12, 2004

swing on the spiral

A phrase used in a tool song...lateralus. It's a message telling people to keep going.

"swing on the spiral of our divinity and still be a human....Spiral out. Keep going, going..." -Tool

It's the best song ever...

by Brittany Padilla July 27, 2005