swamp tea

The tea that results from getting distracted while making tea and not removing the tea bag early enough. The extra soak time makes it taste swampy.

I was making a pot of tea when the phone rang. I didn't get back to the tea in time so now I have swamp tea.

by CLS CU January 25, 2010

Swamp Funk

A deranged state of mind. Used to describe a person who is crazy off the wall nuts.

Man, he's got some swamp funk upstairs.

You got dat swamp funk, homie.

by Curly_Fry July 7, 2010

Swamp piece

A girl who looks like she just walked out of a swamp. She is so unattractive that normal words to describe this ugliness do not do her looks justice.

Oh my god that girl's a total swamp piece. GROSS

by josh d' June 7, 2011

Swamp Toe

A nasty, inflammed, yellow looking toe which are usually found on kids with the name Chance.

Wow man! Look at that damn swamp toe!

by McFattyCakes July 10, 2016

Swamp Bollock

A testicle (Bollock) that becomes attached to the inner-thigh, often due to hygiene mismanagement, that condemns a man to discomfort and entanglement until shower time.

Man, I need a shower like, right now, as this Swamp Bollock is giving me jip.

by Spoon-El of Krypton September 5, 2016

swamp beast

A girl with a really big butt.

You cant help that your a swamp beast thats why the guys keep looking at your butt.

by Keke9812 March 8, 2016

swamp wedge

1. Pouring a lukewarm beer down buddy's backside then giving them a wedgie.

2. When you have a wedgie & there's all sorts of nastiness.

3. Wet-undie wedgie

This 98 degree weather is giving me a swamp wedge.

by Markstache July 14, 2017