Seed Snorkeler

When you ejaculate in one eye, forcing it closed and then fart in the other. Causing pink eye in one eye.

Jess pissed me off last night, so I gave her the good ole seed snorkeler.

by SoaringSpentar December 1, 2023

Snorkeled

The act of getting your balls sucked and a handjob at the same time with the shaft off the side of the face like a snorkel.

Took this bird back home last night, she Snorkeled me a good’un. Rum bird.

by Bigg Bass October 9, 2021

mirror snorkeler

A person who snorts alot of cocaine or crank. Very popular in the late 80's and early 90's..

I used to hang out with alot of mirror snorkelers in high school. They were always in the bathroom rolling up their dollar bills to snort their speed.

by boat crew May 21, 2011

Snorkel

When you put your balls on a girls nose so they can’t breathe.

“My girl wanted me to snorkel her last night”

by pyozsa_ March 22, 2019

Scottish snorkel dive

When you go down on a girl with a tie clip on your nose and accidentally rip out parts of her uterus...

I gave the Mrs a Scottish snorkel dive last night and had to pick the remnants of her uterian wall off my tie clip afterwards

by Electric jacko October 5, 2019

Snorkel

A type of blowjob where the guy pinches the nose of the girl sucking his dick as she sucks, causing her to make gurgle and snorkel sounds.

Timmy gave Jane a good snorkel
Nancy received a good snorkel from Bill as she sucked his dick

by birdman2346 September 5, 2018

Snorkeler

A log of shit is so big and long that it partially sticks out of the water in the toilet bowl.

"I just took the biggest shit ever."
"How big?"
"It's a snorkeler."
"Jesus Christ."

by Mr. Brian December 29, 2023