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shiteroonie

an expleteive when something frustrating happens.
1. Well, shiteroonie, I left my cigarettes at the whorehouse!
by Voodoo Guru August 17, 2007
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Shiterature

Any reading material made available for extended stays on the toilet.
Do you mind if I take this old copy of High Times, it should make for some great Shiterature.
by Stephen McCormick August 17, 2009
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sheisterly

The act of being a douchebag while simultaneously being very grimy with your money. Thus, being really cheap, yet still maintaining an attitude that you're better than anyone else.
D-bag: Every bitch on this campus wants my dick.

Reluctant friend: Ok that's cool I guess... So, dude, do you have your share for the keg?

D-bag: Nah, you'll have to spot me.

Reluctant friend: You sheisterly asshole.
by Anton Hammersmith December 14, 2010
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Shiterature

God, Azi just took The Times into the toilet. Good Shiterature!
by Clifton Reed November 13, 2010
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Shitter Spit

The upward projection of toilet chemical (usually blue) from a compressed air powered toilet flush. Usually found on the public restrooms of trains, buses, and other modes of public transportation.
Have an eye when you use the can in there - you'll get shitter spit on you if you don't step back when you flush.
by Engr Budgie March 7, 2011
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shitter's remorse

The feeling of remorse you feel after you think you finished taking a shit and you wipe and flush, and you realize you haven't finished.
As I stood up, a wave of shitter's remorse flushed over me as I realized - I hadn't finished.
by ass connoisseur January 10, 2014
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shintermission

When you take a dump, finish and leave the bathroom, only to be back in the bathroom within 15 minutes for the second round. That short break between dumps is a shintermission.
Dude One: Now where is he? I saw him come back from the can, but I cannot find him.
Dude Two: He's back in the can again. You saw him during the shintermission.
Dude One: That's what can happen when you down two 28 ounce steaks.
by Coosey Junt May 14, 2016
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