Elliot Jean Russell 

She’s the one who owns a special space within my heart. She’s the best of both worlds. She’s the kind of woman who’s fully mine at two in the morning, and kisses a part of me that is hurt to make it more hurt in such a heavenly way. A girl that is more beautiful than the stars in the sky and the never-ending ocean on the horizon.

Oh, Elliot Jean Russell? She’s my best person.

Elliot Jean Russell by Calysta Regan July 21, 2023

Mr Eli Russell 

Eli Russell Is One Of The Worst People On This Planet, He Is A Waste Of Time And Posts VERY Disturbing Stuff On Discord, Trust Me You Don’t Wanna See It...

Mr Eli Russell Is Friends With Jack Windross AKA The Guy That Can’t Take Criticism

Mr Eli Russell by Northern Irish Lifts October 30, 2020

Kurt Russell 

A sexual act in which oral sex is preformed with a mouth full of pop rocks candy.

It is said to be named after the actor who also makes ones genitals tingle.

Dude, that chick who works at the candy store gave me a Kurt Russell after hours.

Kurt Russell by booberry13 November 14, 2010

mrs. russell 

A cranky old teacher with no sense of humor. She tries to roast kids during class but nobody ever gets her joke. The parents of the kids think that she is nice but really when the classroom door closes she is a selfish bitch. I hope you fucking die.

P.S-She owns lots of lucky socks.

"I know that I look like I was born yesterday but, that not the case the case here" -Mrs. Russell
Btw Mrs.Russell everyone knows you are like 70 years old.

mrs. russell by ihatemrsrussell April 10, 2017

Stick a Russell

1. - A phrase meaning lets go, lets do it. Lets fuckin get to it.

2. - To take something working correctly and fuck it up.

3. - The act of text messaging someone in the hopes of having a sexual encounter with them later; initially casual, transitioning into highly suggestive and even sexually explicit pictures and/or video involving the use of one's index finger and asshole.

Examples:

1. It's time to stick a russell. Woot Woot!!

2. The stereo sounded great until Patrick decided to stick a russell. Now Patrick must die!

3. Lame. I don't even know this guy. Why would he stick a russell and ruin my lunch? Seriously, I just sat down to eat. Now I'm about to spew all over my phone! Fuck!

Stick a Russell by ButtonPusher June 1, 2010

D'Angelo Russell

The snitch who costed Nick Young's relationship with Iggy Azalea
He gets a lot of shade thrown at him and no one wants to be around him

P1 "What happened between Nick Young and Iggy?"
P2" D'Angelo Russell Happened"

D'Angelo Russell by Shipyetshipwreck August 9, 2016

dirty Russell 

The act of taking a shit in a blender and putting in in lasagna and giving it to people

Hey man my sister Maria was really sick yesterday after seeing you, I know man I gave her a dirty Russell

dirty Russell by sanduskys locker August 20, 2016