Ring around the Rubber

The ring that is embedded on your wallet from having a condom in there for a period of more than 6 months.

This happens when you try to prove to your friends, or anybody that you get laid. You occasionally pull it out to show someone, but stupidly put it back in the same place so it can make an indent in your wallet.

This is usually prevelent in the High School age group. For some reason, future computer science Majors and Dungeons and Dragons' Players seem to have a high instance.

My mom still does my laundry. I had to quickly get my wallet out of my pants before she saw the Ring around the Rubber.

by jaymax45 January 15, 2011

Ringophiliac

A ringophiliac is a person obsessed with, turned on by, or sexually attracted to Ringo Starr.

"Dude, what is that guy fapping to?"

"It don't come easy."

"What a ringophiliac."

-OR-

"Dude, I want to fuck Ringo Starr. "

"Dude, don't be a ringophiliac."

-OR-

"Dude, I fapped to Sasha Grey, she's got the nicest ass."

"Ringos nose turns me on."

"Gosh, I didn't realize how much of a ringophiliac you were."

by ringophiliac May 14, 2014

Ring Around the Tosies

When a group of dudes suck on eachothers toes in a circle to see who has a foot fetish amongst them

Man, they did ring around the tosies last night and Kyle has a foot fetish!!

by RaajKyleSean September 7, 2015

ringholed

When a woman sticks her ring finger in your asshole with a large engagement ring on it

Dude Rebecca ringholed me last night real good

by Cock of Large December 19, 2016

Ring Poppin’

Flavoring up her booty hole prior to or while eating her ass out by inserting a delicious Ring Pop candy.

Roger was ring poppin’ Me last night with a watermelon ring pop. He said my booty tasted so sweet and tangy.

by Eaton Holgoode June 12, 2018

Ringilingus

The act of licking a doorbell with a built in camera for a very long time in an effort to achieve notierity and/or sexual satisfaction.

Jeff wasn’t sure if Cory was home and knew he wasn’t after performing ringilingus to the camera doorbell. Jeff also wanted to ejaculate.

by aretegroup January 11, 2019

Ringkhanglian

sexiest, hottest, most handsome, guy on the earth ... NO cap
The hentai lord

yoo look at that guy ...his name is Ringkhanglian

by The Nutter King April 9, 2022