retired

When your tired one day and your tired again the next. This is called being retired.

I was tired yesterday and i'm retired today.

My friend is retired,he has been his laying on his couch for two days straight.

by punkybruster17 July 11, 2010

Retired gamer

Someone that used to play video games on a regular basis and decides to stop playing by no longer owning a console. Retired gamers usually miss playing games and love being able to do so at friend's houses.

Dude 1: "Dude, why come your friend always comes over to play FIFA on your shit?"
Dude 2: "He doesn't have an xbox son..."
Dude 1: "Why the fuck not? He loves that game!"
Dude 2: "He's a retired gamer, don't ask me..."

by Da Vin Chee February 5, 2010

hardcore retarded

A situation, instance, individual, something that is mentally retarded to the next power or to the extreme.

The band, Nickelback is hardcore retarded.

by s__money May 19, 2008

A bucket of retarded pies

Being so stupid, that you can't get any dumber.

"Ironing our Dead Rising 1's sizeable wrinkles of unreasonable difficulty, and A.I. on the level of a bucket of retarded pies..."

- Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw

by LordRaven37 March 14, 2011

Retarded Ejaculation

During masturbation when about to blow your load a completely disgusting image pops into your head. Your load merely dribbles down the sides of your dick.

Josh- I was jacking off last night and all of a sudden i pictured Rosie O'Donnell's naked body.... i had a Retarded Ejaculation

by my pet tit August 28, 2011

Sexy Retarded

Sexy Retarded

1) Very good, pleasurable, awesome, sweet, win

2) Very bad, annoying, stupid, lame, fail

"The graphics in that game are sexy retarded!"

"Dude, sit down, quit being sexy retarded"

by JonnyMenace January 5, 2009

Retarded flamingo

The constant cringing of the leg after one's foot is no longer asleep, and they try to walk on it. It looks similar to how flamingos will hold one leg up, hence the name.

"I don't want to get up, because my foot's asleep"
"Trying to avoid the retarded flamingo, eh?"

by Unbalanced June 6, 2009