Definitions by Unbalanced

Retarded flamingo 

The constant cringing of the leg after one's foot is no longer asleep, and they try to walk on it. It looks similar to how flamingos will hold one leg up, hence the name.

"I don't want to get up, because my foot's asleep"
"Trying to avoid the retarded flamingo, eh?"

Retarded flamingo by Unbalanced June 6, 2009