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republican

rich white christian americans who only give a fuck about rich white christian americans. also see fascist and governator.
by stan February 13, 2005
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republican

The political party of the ignorant, degenerate, and irrational thinking class of Americans that believe in getting away with corporate fraud and reward for unethical and inconsiderate behavior.
"The Republicans are the party of sheep, where the Democrats aren't really much better."
by Am a Uniondick September 2, 2004
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republican

Someone who supports the rights of the unborn, but won't fund stem cell research that could help the millions who are already here. The first one to protest abortion rights, and the first one willing to take a life through capital punishment. Someone who espouses personal freedom, and then tries to pass constitutional amendments to restrict it. Someone threatened by government surplus but unfazed by goverment deficits. Someone who is pro-business but anti-citizen. Someone who wants to take away the helping hand, after he's made it to safety. Someone who holds a cross in one hand and tries to burn it with the other.
He is such a Republican, hypocrisy will be the death of him yet.
by a Patriot August 17, 2004
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republican hippie

A rich, conservative person in high school or college (sometimes post college) who wears Abercrombie, kahki pants and $100 Polo shirts that also wears a hemp necklace and listens to "jam bands" like Dave Matthews, Phish, and Widespread Panic. Also can be found singing the Chinese chicken song by Barenaked Ladies at karaoke bars. They like to call each other Bro, and in fact are closely related to bros. They are always surrounded by ridiculously hot but mentally vacuous women. Will try to act like they are "down" and "chill" when they are in fact business or marketing majors who will work for a souless corporation that will eventually buy out and destroy whatever sad sack company you work for leaving you with no job. Their response will be "just business bro!". Their dads find their "rebellion" cute for a few years in high school and college, but they realize they can't have "scruffy" hair forever and daddy will stop sending money if they don't cut it. Although one generally would want to avoid a Republican Hippie, or Bro, they may have some really good pot. So smoke their weed and ogle their girlfriend, but do it quick, because they get angry easily and are eager to "keep their rep".
It's too bad you can't go see a good band play or go to a bar without some fucking Republican hippie trying to start a fight because you walked past his slutty girlfriend.
by somedudecalledCatDaddy January 5, 2007
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Republican Party

A large collection of monkeys, disguised as politicians, that occasionally might write/say something moderatly intelligent.
More often, however, they elect the dumbest and richest monkey as their representative, speak incoherent nonsense that MIGHT have the word "democracy" in it (if they can pronounce it) to sway the populous, and enjoy watching their country crumble faster than George Bush in an interview with big words.....

Essentially, your unfriendly neighborhood village idiots, with nice suits.
Person with IQ over 125: Why would you vote for the Republican Party when their only concern is to remain in power?

Person with IQ of 100: Hmmm, you're right, there is something fishy about them......

Person with IQ of 80: I think I get more money out of it..

Person with IQ of less than 65: They asked me to join, thats why!
by I love lamp...... September 22, 2012
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Republican

An evil, self-centered, homophobic, criminal, greedy, tyrannical, un-educated, red state, dumb-ass, NASCAR-watching, backward-ass, christian, redneck, hypocritical fear-monger that opposes abortion, stem-cell research, gay rights, evolution, and basic human logic, while cheering loudly over war of all kinds, thriving on torture, stripping populations of civil rights, practicing closeted gay sex with adolescents, and making policy dicisions based solely on profit and and greed and wrapping it all in a cloak of "morality" and "family values".
Republican thought is the real terrorism.

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Jesus was definitely NOT a Republican.
by Byll O'Rylley November 7, 2006
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Ridin' Republican

v. To Drive/Ride around in an automobile with the windows down and the Air Contitioner running full blast.
There's nothing on a hot summer day like taking the old gas guzzler out and ridin' republican.
by Technicolour Dingleberrie September 8, 2008
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