Wrinkle Releaser

The guy in the squad that always takes one for the team by taking the oldest one in the girls squad

Yeah that's Tommy he's our designated wrinkle releaser

by The Taytanic April 9, 2017

release some juice

The build up from not releasing an orgasm for quite some time

I haven't been banged out in awhile, I need. To release some juice.

by Gamgsya D Money July 3, 2017

equity release

Equity release—or "give us your house"—is a means of borrowing some of the value of your home without having to sell it, and usually without having to make any repayments so that the interest compounds rapidly. Sometimes known as a lifetime mortgage. The more reputable lenders (for a given value of 'reputable') guarantee that the total debt will never exceed the value of the property, which is big of them; the less reputable will take your estate for as much as they can after you fall off your perch.

I borrowed 65K through equity release on my house seven years ago, and it's already doubled. At this rate there will be nothing left for my kids.

by Beermat November 8, 2017

Catch and Release

Instead of spitting or swallowing after a blow job, the seamen is held in the mouth and spit into the mans mouth.

"Does Carol spit or swallow?"
"She does a Catch and Release actually!"

by SqueakyPig November 13, 2017

beta release

When a game company releases a half finished product and uses the term "beta release" to excuse any and all glitches. These games are usually never finished, but are still profited from.

Have you played the game DayZ? It's been a beta release for three years now with no real improvements!

by Ross The Fly June 6, 2016

stuporvised release

1. Da freeing of a still-dangerous inmate due to da warden's or parole-board's not being conscious at da time.
2. Da "conditional" freeing of a "problematic" inmate whose behavior --- or rather, MISbehavior --- while in prison indicates dat he cannot be reformed, and thus da only way dat he can be allowed to be out in public again would be if he was kept in a constant comatose state so dat he could not do anything hurtful to himself or others.

Dunno which would be more costly for da taxpayers --- keeping someone dangerous in jail, or purchasing da huge quantities of sedatives necessary for a stuporvised release.

by QuacksO December 27, 2019

Catch and Release

When a girl clenches her legs around a guy during sex (the catch) and forces him to cum inside her (release)

Dad was I a mistake?
No you were a catch and release
Babies are you made when you're fishing?
Sure son, sure

Yeah I catch and released his ass last night

by KRC001 February 1, 2020