The Student Room

A large British student forum that is 99% inhabited by geeks and nerds who spend the best part of their days talking about schools and universities whilst also pretending they're cool and get laid at parties every weekend (whilst having 300,000+ post counts), whilst also discussing how they did in their latest exams, as well as bitching about how they ONLY got an A on (insert GCSE here) or ONLY 598/600 marks in their AS level Physics exam and how they are demanding a remark for 600/600, because obviously it doesn't matter about the fact they have an A. MUST GET THAT REMARK.

For some reason, they're all obsessed with Oxbridge and the other top 5 universities, and don't seem to acknowledge that getting less than A* in your GCSE's or A's in your A-levels doesn't make you thick and doesn't doom you to ex-polytechnic universities (what's wrong with them anyway?)

Politically, the forum is very left-wing, so if you mention ANY negative point about immigration, islam, etc. prepare to be bashed to smitherines in the debate topics.

- Typical discussion on The Student Room -

Geek Girl: I got my GCSE's back today. I got 3 A*, 5 A's and 4 B's. I'm so happy. I'm doing four A levels.

Geek Boy: OMFG. HAHAHAHA. YOU FAILED YOUR GCSES AND YOU FAILED AT LIFE. YOU'LL NEVER GET INTO OXBRIDGE UNLIKE ME, I GOT 12 A* AND I'M DOING 6 A LEVELS .

Geek Girl 2: Just 12 A*?! I GOT 15 A*
YOU'RE BOTH THICK. I'M CLEARLY THE BEST OBBRIDGE CANDIDATE HERE

.. and you know the rest/

by HAHAHAHAHAH - No June 20, 2010

roommate

-noun

a roommate is a person with whom you share a room or a house. serious consideration and thoughts should be put into selecting roommates, for some are not suited to be or to live with roommates. with careful selection, roommates can be your best friends. usually when one is too lazy to put any effort into finding a good roommate, he will end up with an animal-like human who makes his life hell. subsequently, he will conclude that all roommates are evil and go into solitude.

a hot chick lives in the room next to mine. i love my roommate!

by Youn January 2, 2009

make room

When you need free space in your home you sell or put in the garbage things you don't need anymore like books magazines records etc

1- I have to make room. My place is full of things I can't move myself

2- My home is messy better if I make some room.

by Amid December 8, 2006

back-roomed

Being taken to an isolated, windowless room with the intentions of intimidating, influencing, and/or beating you.

"The Teamsters couldn't get a contract done until they back-roomed the owner".

by YoMamaAintObama June 22, 2010

the upper room

Heaven

Lord! The lady crossing the street done got hit by a care. I guess she is in the upper room now?

by dragoom-doc99 July 5, 2016

Room Linger

The act of eating a lot of fiber, then later during the night when all of the food is digested, your ass starts to rip farts out without you noticing, then once you leave the room after about 30 mins from constant ass ripping and you walk back in, you get a nose bleed from all the toxic build up being released into your face (may burn eyebrows)

DAMN! dude that Room Linger of yours just about made me die, calm down on the beans

by MSMA October 26, 2011

Room Burp

The act of burping mid-meal to allow room in the stomach so you can finish your meal.

Dude, I ate 3 slices of pizza. I was getting full. Thankfully, I got the crucial Room Burp, rallied and ate 2 more.

by killacush October 20, 2014