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Shelf Rack

n. What happens when large, real titties are forced upwards by excessive amounts of structural support to produce a shelf-like cleavage useful for storing cellphones and dollar bills, and for holding food.
If I had shelf rack right now, I could totally keep a tv dinner there.
by Sterlinghetti May 31, 2011
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universal spice rack

a sexual act, in which several men of different races ejaculate on one woman's bare breasts.
Used in sentence: Hey Chad! So, guess what? Me, Jorge, Antwaan, Mohammed, and Chung gave this super hot chick a universal spice rack last night. It was awesome.
by oOBradicalOo March 17, 2010
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Spice rack

A bra-like bottle-holding wrap you wear across your chest, like a bra, that holds spices while you're cooking
"Spiceps are alright... unless you have a spice rack!"
by America Lover 🇺🇸 January 4, 2019
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69 Short Stack Motor Boat Rack Attack

Two women, 69 position, Motorboating each others boobs
69 Short Stack Motor Boat Rack Attack. Two women motorboating each other in the 69 position
by FDAU01 November 19, 2010
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back rack

The back fat directly behind the titties on an obese woman, her back tits.
"OMG look at that back rack, thats disgusting, its coming after me!"
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Gentleman's re-rack

When you're in public and your balls are stuck to the side of your leg and you need to discreetly adjust them
as I walked out of the movie theater I had to perform a quick gentleman's re-rack before the ladies caught eye
by MollyRust May 24, 2019
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curls in the squat rack

The embarrassing and nubish act of doing biceps curls, while standing in a squat rack. This is pure whitebread.

The squat rack is the only place in the gym one can specifically do squats, as the rack serves as the spot / safety.
However standing bicep curls can be done practically anywhere. Thus to do curls in the squat rack not only reveals one's own know-nothing idiocy, it takes up a station that could properly be used by a legit gym goer.

The sort of thing you'd see at Planet Fitness or your average community rec center. Done by people who get their training advice from Dr Oz.
I was going to break my PR in front skwats today, but that scrawny noob over there is hogging the equipment and doing curls in the squat rack!
by Too Many Drones May 6, 2020
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