del prete

is invisble, says fuck evergreen, fucks all the bitchs, rated 10 out of 10. thinks gay people should die

fuck evergreen im fuckin bitched rated 10 out of 10 and i think fags should die

by Anthony January 8, 2004

I pretend I do not see

When something bad or something that must be kept a secret happens you pretend you didn’t see it at all.

girl a: *kicks man in da balls*
teacher: *turns around as if she did not see cause man deserved that shit*
also teacher: “I pretend I do not see”

by penis enlargement serum December 28, 2020

pretard

the moment before one becomes a retard

dude #1- "why is johnny talking to that chick? everyone knows she has the clap"
dude #2- "yeah hes being a total pretard"

by chompy terwilliger July 18, 2010

pretard

the stage before retard, one who isn't even smart enough to be a retard

You're a freakin' pretard, Jack!

by ImAGermanDood January 25, 2007

Preteen

11 to 13 year old girl (or all girls in junior high) who enjoy stuff like hannah montannah and highschool musical and flame you on the internet for not like them making you wounder "wheres this childs parents?" or make accounts on places like deviantart,myspace,facebook, an youtube when they are to younge and lie about there age (like a 12 year old girl has it that shes 16 )they also are defined as bieng "Fangirls" to fictional characters (including cartoons) and will flame you if you dont like it. fall in love with fictional characters and noob teen stars. wanna be teens (preteens)also steal make up from their mothers purse all over their face caked up an think thier some how "sexy" but really look a hot mess Some preteens(not all) when they turn the "magical" age of 13 they believe they are and adult and tend to belive they know everything some may even challenge older experienced teens (15+) and adults and try to show off and act like a bitch the girls . they may ware stuff that to old for them to catch older teen guys. and that is to inapropriate for someone their age again you thinking "where is this childs parents?" they think its cool to have highschool boyfriends and will sometime make fictional ones and lie that they have one to make them look better and cooler. and if it is true ( then the guy is a really gay perv)

is also the stage were kids are pressured alot and do to the bullys lack of self confidence, and ignorence. usually bullies will threaten everyone else in the grade that they will beat you up and that their tuff but really if you hit them a couple times they will cry and run away llike a little bitch.

examples of preteen syndrome are..

"SHUT UP!! im thirteen i can do what i want!!"

"FUCK U!! hannah montannah is AWSOME!!"

"Edward cullen is my BOYFRIEND!!"

" O.M.G like i bought this miley cyrus shirt with her on it!! its so cute i look so hawt!!"

teen1: omg LOLZ!!!! look at that little preteen

teen2: LULZ!!! SHE THINKS SHES HOT LOOK HOW SHE WALKING!!! XD FAIL

by thrthornedredrose July 9, 2010

Prete

an angry hispanic male, uses the word "fuck" a lot. dislikes non-english speaking individuals, short people, heterosexual love making, and losing at random PS2 games. (the latter sometimes causing dance-like seizures, accompanied by tourettes like cursing)

enjoys talking about, and playing with, his and others "balls", long naps, miller lite, long walks on the beach, shoe collecting, and cuddling.

When Ron came back on the last hole of Tiger, Josh pulled a total Prete.

by JB Hoover July 27, 2008

Preten

A Pre-ten is a female/male who is rated a 10 before any makeup or image altering. A "Natural 10". Opposite that of a "Pretend" also considered a "Posten" one who in which gains a 10 status only after makeup.

Seen shorty the other day without any makeup on... the girl is definitely a preten. So fine even all natural.

by Natty High April 8, 2020