paulsexual

when you you feel attracted to the Ohio bitches

12 year old: "Im paulsexual"
Some other guy: "your a fucking retard"

by unicorn ass 4 life September 16, 2017

national pulse#0331 day

the day where u celebrate the sexy pulse#0331 for being the best discordian known to man august 6th btw

Hey you know today’s national pulse#0331 day?

by cartizzle August 6, 2021

Paulspeak

A language invented by Paulo Embry

Here's a sample
Jungily Gym----Jungle Gym
Stick with the prongs-----Forks
Stick with a bowl-----Spoons
Ice Lolly------popsicle
Warm fuzzy-------wolf coat
Chompy chompy------tooth
Sammay-----Sam, Paul's cult leader
Somethin' somethin'-----sex
Oil Cittay-------Oil City, Paul's hometown now
naughty-----slutty
Lee-Lee-------Leah, Paul's only "female" friend
Archay---Archie Click, Paul's halfway-straight friend
Chitty chitty-----shapeshifting
one piece suit------human form
QHRS----where Paul graduated his senoir year of Eighth Grade

Paul: "Now, me and Archay are gonna chitty-chitty into our warm fuzzies in Oil Cittay."
Phil: "You me you and Archie are going to shape shift into wolves in Oil City?"

Paul: "Please pass the stick with the prongs."
Sam: "You mean forks?"
Paul: "No, stick with the prongy-prongies."
Sam: "It's forks."
Paul: "No, it's stick with the prongy-prongies."
Sam: "Paul....it's forks."
Paul: "STICK WITH THE------"
Archie: "It's no use when he's using Paulspeak."

by Tahsois July 17, 2010

pulsar

A piece of shit car made by Nissan.

Oh my, look over there, a piece of shit Pulsar!

by altec September 1, 2003

prussia

prussia was an independent state from 1701...but it is actually russia with a 'P' added in the front.

Russia + P ---> Prussia

:D am I right?

by VanessaLLLLL December 28, 2005

Prushing

The act of crushing a pussy with a dick; hardcore sex

dude, i was prushing her so hard last night!

by goldenrabbit July 7, 2010

Prugs

A popular code name used by drug lords to keep their actions and substances hidden from the police. Nobody will ever know...

When asking for the illegal substance when in a crowded place or in the nearby presence of law enforcers.
"You have my prugs?"
OR
The offender can trick his/her way out of police custody by tricking the officer
"You were found in the possession of drugs"
"It's not drugs, Its prugs."

by PineappleParrot January 28, 2012