Pronounced
Pro-masturbation-fan-tas-mo-gation-air-ner-e
It means you proudly masturbate in the interest it makes your hole life fantastic and it motivates your daily needs of more fun and fresh air.
Pro-masturbation-fan-tas-mo-gation-air-ner-e
It means you proudly masturbate in the interest it makes your hole life fantastic and it motivates your daily needs of more fun and fresh air.
by Pez` March 30, 2005
Get the promasturationfantasmogationarinery mug.When listening to progressive rock, a progasm can be reached when you go very deep into the music and that you let it take control over you. This instrumental trance can be called a progasm, especially when you actually wet your pants doing it. One of the main particularities of the progasm is that it is often accompanied by frenetic air-guitar playing, as well as air-keyboard, air-drum, air-bass, air-flute or even air-accordion.
Why is the progasm only related to ''progressive music'' ?
Progressive music often contains extended solos and very complex interplay between many kinds of instruments, some of them being pretty unusual. A song which is constituted of several tempo changes, unusual time signatures, incredibly fast arpeggios, absolutely original synth sounds, dissonant chords, a church organ interlude and out-of-this-world vocal harmonies has more chance to simply blow your mind than a standard 3-minute pop song. Real progheads can actually get sexually excited when hearing a fully accomplished prog song.
Why is the progasm only related to ''progressive music'' ?
Progressive music often contains extended solos and very complex interplay between many kinds of instruments, some of them being pretty unusual. A song which is constituted of several tempo changes, unusual time signatures, incredibly fast arpeggios, absolutely original synth sounds, dissonant chords, a church organ interlude and out-of-this-world vocal harmonies has more chance to simply blow your mind than a standard 3-minute pop song. Real progheads can actually get sexually excited when hearing a fully accomplished prog song.
OMFG dude. Did you listen to this overextended keyboard solo by Keith Emerson? This is just fucking awesome: I had a progasm!!!
by Baube3 January 14, 2009
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Drama caused by or pertaining to the planning of prom, the people in a prom group, the prom dance itself, or the prom after party. Pretty much any drama caused by prom
by adsmith2099 May 14, 2009
Get the proma mug.n. A pinky promise done virtually, when you can't link your pinky to the other person. This can be performed over the phone, through a webcam, or even typed. Usually for a couple minutes after the Warcraft Promise both people need to tell the truth.
Person 1: "Repeat after me."
Person 2: "Okay."
Person 1: "Warcraft Promise."
Person 2: "Warcraft Promise."
Person 1: "To the plippity plappity."
Person 2: "To the plippity plappity."
Person 1: "To the flippity flappity."
Person 2: "To the flippity flappity."
Person 1: "To the Republic of {add name here}."
Person 2: "To the Republic of {add name here}."
Person 1 & 2: "May her ugliness be greater than the nontruth."
Person 2: "Okay."
Person 1: "Warcraft Promise."
Person 2: "Warcraft Promise."
Person 1: "To the plippity plappity."
Person 2: "To the plippity plappity."
Person 1: "To the flippity flappity."
Person 2: "To the flippity flappity."
Person 1: "To the Republic of {add name here}."
Person 2: "To the Republic of {add name here}."
Person 1 & 2: "May her ugliness be greater than the nontruth."
by Poncho Franzwarez December 24, 2009
Get the Warcraft Promise mug.A piecrust promise is a promise you make, but you never fulfill it. The piecrust part is like saying you just have the crust of a pie, not the yummy filling. This could be called an empty promise.
by SarahBubble245 April 29, 2011
Get the piecrust promise mug.When a person promises to do something so grandiose, that it is quite clearly obvious that they will not be able to follow through with said promise.
A grandiose promise that won't be fulfilled and is made in an effort to show off.
A grandiose promise that won't be fulfilled and is made in an effort to show off.
*Maxamillion is running for class president of New Voices Elementary and is currently speaking at his school's gymnasium debate against his rival Shillary*
Maxamillion : "If you vote for me as your class president, I will build a great playground-- and nobody builds playgrounds better than me, believe me --and I'll build it very inexpensively. I will build a great, great playground , and I will make the New Voices Elementary pay for that playground! Mark my words."
Random Student: "I've never seen you build a playground! How can you build a playground? You're only 7 years old! That sounds like a Trump Promise if I've ever heard one. You just want use to vote for you!"
*Other students yell out "Yeah!"*
Maxamillion : "If you vote for me as your class president, I will build a great playground-- and nobody builds playgrounds better than me, believe me --and I'll build it very inexpensively. I will build a great, great playground , and I will make the New Voices Elementary pay for that playground! Mark my words."
Random Student: "I've never seen you build a playground! How can you build a playground? You're only 7 years old! That sounds like a Trump Promise if I've ever heard one. You just want use to vote for you!"
*Other students yell out "Yeah!"*
by Kylemcman October 10, 2016
Get the Trump Promise mug."It's not a real word. Promatic. But it could be if you use it in conversation. So do that." - adult swim
by Bri Handy September 21, 2005
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