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Prison Rich

To possess vast quantities of something that has very little actual monetary value, similar to if someone possessed a large quantity of cigarettes in prison.
Jack didn't have much money, but he was prison rich in happy meal toys.
by chloe1733 September 13, 2011
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prison date

A euphemism mainly used in prisons used to mean the act of male masterbation
Harry's going to the showers early probably on a prison date
by Mr dranal September 24, 2017
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prison purse

The b-hole, anus, a-hole especially when used for smuggling purposes.
Be careful if you smoke Chacos cigs. He keeps them in his prison purse.
by Cowboyboot July 31, 2011
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Prison Gay

An otherwise heterosexual man who while in prison engages in homosexual sex. Can include who men prefer women but resort to gay sex as an sexual and/or emotional outlet while incarcerated, as well as men who are forced into submissive sexual roles by other men punks.
Jose is straight, married and got kids but he was Prison Gay while he was doing that dime in Attica.
by BxMuscle January 24, 2009
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prison syndrome

When you find a group of people (usually a race or nationality) attractive whom you would not normally due to the fact that they're the only show in town. Occurs primarily when you visit another continent, country, or perhaps neighborhood.
Ziad, who usually is not attracted to asians, suffered from prison syndrome during a trip to Hong Kong. He found himself unable control himself after ten days of seeing only chinky eyes and yellow skin.
by Yankee920 August 7, 2008
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prison yoked

When a person has a buff, muscular upper body, but skinny chicken legs.

The term originated from the appearance of prison inmates who spend hours lifting weights to build up their chest, back, and arms, but neglect building up their leg muscles entirely.
"Hey man, you can't just only do bench presses and bicep curls in the gym all the time or you're gonna end up looking prison yoked."

"My cousin just got out on parole last night. He looks all prison yoked now.
by smokey707 May 15, 2009
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Stanford Prison Experiment

The Stanford Prison Experiment is the act of voluntarily yet also involuntarily locking yourself in your bedroom. After a solid beatoff session (using lube) you are unable to even turn your doorknob because of the amount of lube on your hands.
"I was unable to leave my room Saturday. After beating off, I accidentally pulled a Stanford Prison Experiment"
by Adam182 August 19, 2019
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