Toilet Printing Press 

When a fatass can't wipe his ass due to his ass cheeks being so big so he spreads his ass enough to fit some toilet paper in there and like a print press closes his ass to press the shit on the paper.

My doctor said I'm on the road to obesity, I don't want to be operating a Toilet Printing Press anytime soon

Toilet Printing Press by meme man 696969 November 8, 2018

Stress Press 

A stress press is where you undergo a series of trials to help make a difficult decision. You begin by rubbing ice cubes on the nipples until the point of extreme nipple hardness, and stiffness. You then squeeze lemons on them making lemon juice and pouring it into a cup, drink this. It will truly help make a decision.

"Sky couldnt choose a highschool, he then presumely Stress Pressed himself, and the decision was quite a bit less of a burden."

Stress Press by dunit April 13, 2005

pancake press 

Two people turning their backsides closely against each other and pooping, causing the feces to be "pressed like a pancake" inbetween the two bodies. Usually done in sexual euphoria.

Derek hooked up with a girl at Panini's last night. He said it was the time of his life because after intercourse she wanted to do the pancake press. He was skeptical at first. But now all he does is do a solo press against the mirror.

pancake press by John Townsend December 9, 2008

French Press 

The act of sharting while tea bagging.

I was tea bagging Veronica when I felt a fart coming on. When I let it loose, I accidentally sharted all over her face. She laughed it off and thanked me for giving her her first french press.

French Press by askldfjhh January 14, 2010

lee press-on 

(adj.) pertaining to objects that are mass-produced or consumed, easily obtained, or easily installed/deployed/disposed of.

1. Let's mail out our lee press-on form letters!
2. He needed to make a quick dinner, so he picked up some pre-cooked, pre-sliced, pre-seasoned lee press-on chicken.

lee press-on by Dwaterman May 9, 2006

pussy press

when you press your pussy up against a glass door

mrs. pluck pressed her pussy against her bedroom window

pussy press by breatta kenney May 13, 2005

french press 

another's ejactulation upon one's face

Damn! I french pressed that bitch last night!

french press by G Money Millionaire October 31, 2003