A phrase, used to begin sentences, that the user feels will buffer them against causing offence/hurt but which actually increase the effect of the latter part of the sentence tenfold.
common precunt #1 "I love her (to death), but ...(e.g. she dresses like a skank)."
common precunt #2 "No offense, but ...(e.g. that makes your arse look big)."
common precunt #2 "No offense, but ...(e.g. that makes your arse look big)."
by ann13 June 1, 2006
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When you are going out drinking and you have to drive to the bar or party to get there. You park your car fully aware that you may have to leave it overnight in case you get all blacked out. This is to prevent a ticket or towing the next morning.
Nah, man. It's all good. I don't have to move my car tonight because I engaged in a little preventive parking before I got here. Thanks, though - good lookin out. Now let's black out with our hawks out!
by Cbass187 June 19, 2008
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You know, preventative maintenance. By turning the escalator off, people are prevented from using it so maintenance will never have to be done.
by Flashwheat July 1, 2010
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by weinernutsack April 29, 2010
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His dad's a pretentious cunt
by Urban street roamer August 9, 2016
Get the pretentious cunt mug.Present a conceling box that gives you a urge to open but once you do it is not what you wanted damn presnents to hell.
Present = real life loot boxes
Present = real life loot boxes
Mom: I got you a present.
You: yey!
You look inside the present🎁/lootbox.
You: F***. I played this life for 12 years and I just got a common skin for Hanzo(Overwatch)!
Mom: you got free one. If you want more, they cost $1000 each.
You: SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY!
You: yey!
You look inside the present🎁/lootbox.
You: F***. I played this life for 12 years and I just got a common skin for Hanzo(Overwatch)!
Mom: you got free one. If you want more, they cost $1000 each.
You: SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY!
by Yoyner with lootbox June 26, 2019
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