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president brandon is the best president of the us, bar none. he has done such wonders as destroying our economy, hiking our gas prices up, and eating ice cream.
oh, how i love president brandon-chan.
by Lil barnacles #1 fan August 1, 2022
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plastic president

A unique specimen who supposedly calls him/herself president, when in fact the majority of their already limited knowledge comes from Google Searches and Cable news. They have no interest in "intelligence briefings". They have no knowledge of even there own party, and have no knowledge of their history or culture. They used this Party to get to power as it most suited at this time.

Instead of using party faithful for cabinet positions, a Plastic President will fill the halls of power will family, friends from the club and real life representations of DC comics Legion of Doom.

The Plastic President is also remote controlled. Using a repurposed wi remote a "foreign agent" can take control at any given time using the codeword "Please help me skin this bear Vladamir"

Also being plastic makes it easy to wipe pee off after a golden shower.
"MR Putin, The Plastic President in now online and awaiting you orders"

"Please hose down the Plastic President to avoid that longterm sticky feeling we have been getting after such activities "
by Trumper Dumper January 14, 2017
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Vice Presidenting

When you have a job with an important title but you don't do anything.
by joshthephotographer138 January 4, 2019
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Jo/Vinnie for President

A term used to sarcastically mock the failure of one or two individuals. It is most commonly used in the game of "keep up the ball" in soccer when one of the participants allows the ball to make contact with the ground, or kicks the ball away. A 1! A 2! A 1 2 3 4!!!!!
Player Vinnie and Jo allows the ball to make contact with ground and participants shout: "Jo/Vinnie for president!!!"
by gstary39 November 23, 2016
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Sophomore Class President

In charge of...

-Representing the sophomore class

-Senior goodbye party

-Voting & Polls

-Activities & Service Projects

-Designing class T-Shirts

-Student Senate
Vote for Sarah Kim the DEFINITION of sophomore class president!!
by minthy101 March 19, 2023
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Drone Strike President

Barack Hussein Osama, that one president who liked killing Yemeni civilians and somehow got away with it.
Ah, more Middle Easterns blown up. The Drone Strike President must be at it again!
by Telesgis November 4, 2023
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President

The term for what has become a mockery of the highest office in the land.

see also "fearmonger"
Turn on the news to see the president trying to scare more people into voting for him.
by Ben November 3, 2004
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