Potato

Potatoes are a gift bestowed upon us by the Irish potato gods

Person: praise the potato gods

other person: yes, for giving us such a glorious gift... The potato

by Cheesy Boi May 19, 2020

Potato

Potatoes are the most godly earth apple you could ever eat. They are the definition of super aliens that are disguised as cows. But aliens don’t know what a cow is so they call it earth apple. I guess this is a definition on cows then.

Alien: yoooo I want sum meat right nowww
Alien2: wassupppp less get sum godly earth applesssss they be like a potato

by SHAYBOODEBE November 3, 2019

Potato

The worlds greatest source of food, so delicious, and has many variants. For example; potato cakes, fries (or chips), baked and many more

John: "What's this, it tastes amazing"
Bob: "Potato"

by SexyBeast123 April 3, 2015

Potato

Someone with a lower Chromosome count
Possibly autistic

Hey did you hear about the autistic kid who got super high?
Oh yeah. You mean the baked POTATO right?

by anyGAYbody March 7, 2017

potato

an idiot who doesn't know how to do anything and everyone hates him.

"is that fielding?
"yeah he is such a potato"
"he is a potato i hate him"
"same"
the potato "EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"

by hehehehehehehhee November 13, 2019

Potato

-_- why are you looking up the meaning of potato? Who the Frick Frack diddly wack doesn't know what a potato is?

What's a potato?
Jimmy you dumba**

by Cheezit the second December 1, 2016

Potato

A word that gets used by random people because they think they’re fucking funny

Random person: XD RAWR POTATOES

by Fattus Twattus October 24, 2019