Poptart

To be considered “slow” or “retarded”

“ Timothy your a poptart “

by CrizpyQ April 23, 2024

poatard

An Alex Pereira fan who does nothing but dickride him, more often than not a casual fan

Poatard: bro, Pereira's would beat Jon Jones, chama!
Normal fan: you're the biggest poatard I've met

by Xqacad April 24, 2024

Poptart

When someone is retarded or very dumb

Hey Jackson a poptart. He got a zero on the test.

by High_poptart May 20, 2024

poptartsy_

A really cool and talented artist! Probably one of the most cool artists you'll ever meet.

Wow I really love poptartsy_ their art is insane

by Mysticalcroissant December 19, 2024

Peptard

A chronically online gym/crypto-adjacent male who is irrationally obsessed with peptides, convinced they are the solution to everything—from gains to heartbreak to financial loss. Typically exhibits delusional confidence, questionable decision-making, and an inability to shut up about “optimizing”.

Bro got rugged for 80% of his portfolio and immediately ordered more peptides… he’s a full-blown peptard.

by crypt0es March 17, 2026

Peptardmaxxing

The act of fully committing to the peptard lifestyle—stacking random peptides, chasing peak optimization, ignoring consequences, and believing you’re one injection away from becoming a god.

He hasn’t slept, sold his car for SOL, and just added three new compounds to his stack… he’s peptardmaxxing at an elite level.

by crypt0es March 17, 2026

Poptart

A nickname for Cameron Erickson

“Cameron Erickson was acting like a poptart”

by Tybr8kr November 1, 2025