shoot the poot 

Shoot the Poot is a component of several popular college drinking games, including Beirut, Caps, and FrisBeer. Similar to the Naked Run, it is punishment reserved for a player or team that is completely shut out, or unable to score a single point. The defeated player is required to bend over, drop his pants, and spread his buttocks, thus forming the target. The victorious player in turn drops his own pants, and from a distance of roughly 3 feet, attempts to ejaculate into the anus of the defeated.

If Andrew doesn't make this shot, Adam's gonna shoot the poot all up his whatsit, said Dan excitedly.

shoot the poot by El Guapo con queso July 5, 2007

pussy poot 

quief.

hey gerald, whats up pussy poot? bdb niggas..

pussy poot by i cant feel my legs October 16, 2008

tuna poot

similar to a queef, but from a particularly smelly vagina

Dude, I hooked up with a stank ho last night, and her tuna poots almost made me barf.

tuna poot by J.Ho. June 16, 2012

Moosh Poot 

Pronounced: "Moo-shh Poot"

The worst smell you could ever imagine. Rank, death, sour, stank

Sometimes spelled like: Mosh Pit

"It smells like straight moosh poot. I'm about to throw up."

"Her breath smelled like moosh poot, so I had to dump her."

Moosh Poot by justicee March 24, 2013

Neal Poot 

A person, while in the act of attempting to shit, decides to grace the entire bathroom with their improvisational percussion skills on their legs or TP holder.

Robert had just walked up to the urinal to do his business, the man sitting in the stall next to him decided to break into a poor attempt at a drum run from Tom Sawyer. Rob immediately rolled his eyes, "Neal Poot, right" he thought.

Neal Poot by Madman With A Cause July 27, 2016

Garbage Poot 

When the smell of another human being’s flatulation is so rancid it can only be likened to the smell of a garbage dump.

John: God! Do you smell that?
Jane: Yeah, Gerald had Mexican for lunch, he has the garbage poots.

Garbage Poot by sin(π) July 9, 2020

Fruity Poot Loop

A Fruity Poot loop is a homosexual persons fart.

Brittany Furlan is such a fruity Poot loop!

Fruity Poot Loop by MysticRiver September 30, 2020