Poopstick

A rolled up wad of toilet paper or paper towel which is placed between one's butt cheeks in order to minimize damage to his/her underwear.

Man, I farted earlier and shit myself. Thankfully, my poopstick caught most of the blast.

These hemorrhoids are really doing a number on my poopstick. It looks like a damn tampon.

The ol' poopstick smells like bluefish again.

My poopstick looks like slimer from The Ghostbusters.

by 4SkinXXL December 31, 2020

Poopsicle

A Poopsicle is the instrument that is being used during a blumpkin.

My poopsicle gets sucked on while I’m getting a blumpkin.

by Fatlightning January 2, 2021

Poopsicle

A poopsicle is frozen shit and ice that animals eat in the wild like a popsicle.

I seen a deer licking a poopsicle! It’s teeth were completely brown.

by Fatlightning January 2, 2021

Poopsie Slime Snap

The act of sticking the male genitalia inside the mouth of a Poopsie Slime Surprise toy and breaking your dick's crown.

John: "Did you hear that Henry got hospitalized? Apparently he got Poopsie Slime Snapped."
Steve: "Yikes, that's gotta hurt."

by Incognito_420 February 24, 2021

poopsie nooties

that stubborn little turd that will not leave your bottox. Also an endearing term to a close friend.

I tried using the toilet but my poopsie nooties wouldn't come out

by poopsynooties January 23, 2021

Poopstick

An action game played in a cow field full of slimy excrement. Also the main tool or bat used to play the game. Single players: each choose a stick in order to fling sloppy excrement at other players for a set time period. The one at the end of the period with the least poop is the winner. The person with the most poop on the takes the title of "the poopstick." Only sloppy poop qualifies to use in the game.

In our last poopstick game, I chose a brittle branch; it broke, so I ended up being the poopstick.

by mellophan April 1, 2021

poopshidder

Anyone who is born on may 8th

'Hey when's your birthday?
'May 8th'
'You absolute poopshidder'

by Shlurpster69420 June 12, 2021