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Pookie

The words "pie", "cake" and "cookie" condensed into one word.
Used when unsure whether the pastry is pie, cake, or cookie, or if it is something of a hybrid
"will you come over for pookie tonight?"
by Luske October 4, 2009
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Poole

i).Parasitic Fungal Growth found at the arse end of Bournemouth. A particularly incestuous strain of chav-retard-inbreed can be found in the Upton Slum. Chav-Youths in this area spread the fungal disease by 'Bummin in the Woodses' and are known as 'Spores'. They carry AIDS and Herpes.

ii). To Shit. A Public convenience. A place to Defecate or Urinate openly.

iii). A small lake of vomit or diarrhoea.
i).Upton Spore 1: 'Oi fanzies goin' down the Upton Poole Park, killin' an animal then 'avin sum Poole-Bum-Action an' smokin a spliff, awroighter!'

Younger Half Brother Spore: Me Arsey-Hole carnt wait, Bumsy Funs!'

Stinkin' Retard Spore Mother: 'Don't fergets me incest party laters, Uncle Rimjobs iz cummin roun' . . .'

ii).I seriously need to go to Poole! ( I desperately need a shit!)

Lost Tourist: ' Are we anywhere near Poole? I'm touchin' cloth!'

iii). 'Aw Man, the dogs just done a massive Poole!'
by jdm8080 November 13, 2009
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pooblie

a person who has no friends and makes up imaginary one to talk to.
that kid sitting one the curb is a pooblie
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pooligan

Someone who goes to another persons house, uses their toilet, leaves a poo in their toilet and doesn't flush.

Next person finds the poo floating in the toilet.
Who went for a dump and forgot to flush the toilet?

The Pooligan did.
by Caps40 May 1, 2009
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Pooleg

different way of saying "pookie"

it was a spelling mistake that just stuck after my phone was on predictive text.
"i love you pooleg."
by Jessica Wallis. April 18, 2010
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poopie-doopie

(interjection) - The safety word to let a girl know you are about to ejactulate so she doesn't have to swallow.
her - *slurp*slurp*slurp*

him - POOPIE-DOOPIE! POOPIE-DOOPIE! POOPIE-DOOPIE!

her - what?

*come in eye*
by WalterGrove December 9, 2009
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pookie

you cant get nun of this pookie
by flip grl April 11, 2003
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