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a person who has no friends and makes up imaginary one to talk to.
that kid sitting one the curb is a pooblie
pooblie by ciff April 29, 2004
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A Poolie (or Poolies in the plural) refers to the leaving of an unfinished alcoholic beverage at a bar or pub. The term is derived from the instance in 2013 when Matt Poole left the first and only unfinished pint of Guinness at Murphy's Pub in Galway.
OK everyone, time to move to the next bar, no Poolies.
Poolie by zwoodson September 13, 2014
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A small, pebble sized piece of poo. This problem typically occurs while traveling. For some reason the body alters the crap factory and wants to save the really satisfying dumps for home.
You okay?

Man, I felt like I had to crap but all I could drop were a few lousy poobles. I'm totally plugged.
pooble by vrknoise January 19, 2009

Poobleater

One who speaks fluent ring ie. bullshitter, crap talker, ringo linguist, bullshit fantasist

Pooblicphobia 

The minute Sharon got home from the concert she went to take a dump, as she just couldn't poop in the public bathrooms there. She had pooblicphobia.
Pooblicphobia by varda leshem November 11, 2009

Pooble Dash 

The sort of shit that is mostly fart based. Sorta 80%-20%. The net result is shotgun like poo projectiles that make a pebble dash/splatter like effect in the bowl of the lavatory.
I thought I needed to do a shit but instead I just pooble dashed the toilet!
Pooble Dash by Acme420UK April 22, 2011

9b9t Pooblic 

A Discord server and way of life of the "anarchy" Minecraft server 9b9t. Born out of the 2b2t "Rusher" invasion of June 2016, this cheap-ass clone of the official 9b9t Discord server will kill all new players and PvPers at spawn. Features of this server include no rules (even doxxing), retarded 11-year old gatekeeping children pretending to be at least 21 years of age smoking weed and doing heroin every other day, a bunch more retarded 12 year olds saying "shut up nn" to everything you say, and the handful of girls that every male specimen in the Discord server simps over.
"Did you hear about ZimTheDestroyer? Zim stepped down as 9b9t Pooblic President because the newfags kept bullying him to the point where he cried."
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
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