pooblie

a person who has no friends and makes up imaginary one to talk to.

that kid sitting one the curb is a pooblie

by ciff April 29, 2004

Poolie

A Poolie (or Poolies in the plural) refers to the leaving of an unfinished alcoholic beverage at a bar or pub. The term is derived from the instance in 2013 when Matt Poole left the first and only unfinished pint of Guinness at Murphy's Pub in Galway.

OK everyone, time to move to the next bar, no Poolies.

by zwoodson September 13, 2014

pooble

A small, pebble sized piece of poo. This problem typically occurs while traveling. For some reason the body alters the crap factory and wants to save the really satisfying dumps for home.

You okay?

Man, I felt like I had to crap but all I could drop were a few lousy poobles. I'm totally plugged.

by vrknoise January 19, 2009

Poobleater

One who speaks fluent ring ie. bullshitter, crap talker, ringo linguist, bullshit fantasist

by Dagmar of 'The Real Deal', my band June 6, 2003

Pooblicphobia

The fear of pooping in public bathrooms.

The minute Sharon got home from the concert she went to take a dump, as she just couldn't poop in the public bathrooms there. She had pooblicphobia.

by varda leshem November 11, 2009

Pooble Dash

The sort of shit that is mostly fart based. Sorta 80%-20%. The net result is shotgun like poo projectiles that make a pebble dash/splatter like effect in the bowl of the lavatory.

I thought I needed to do a shit but instead I just pooble dashed the toilet!

by Acme420UK April 22, 2011

9b9t Pooblic

A Discord server and way of life of the "anarchy" Minecraft server 9b9t. Born out of the 2b2t "Rusher" invasion of June 2016, this cheap-ass clone of the official 9b9t Discord server will kill all new players and PvPers at spawn. Features of this server include no rules (even doxxing), retarded 11-year old gatekeeping children pretending to be at least 21 years of age smoking weed and doing heroin every other day, a bunch more retarded 12 year olds saying "shut up nn" to everything you say, and the handful of girls that every male specimen in the Discord server simps over.

"Did you hear about ZimTheDestroyer? Zim stepped down as 9b9t Pooblic President because the newfags kept bullying him to the point where he cried."

by radioactiverandom July 5, 2020