the polish poof

When you are of polish decent and have an excessively wavy to moderately wavy large hair

The polish poof is out of control today, my hair is the size of a house.

by Philumup April 20, 2018

Foof n poof

Hipster speak for a shart, when a seemingly innocuous foof unexpectedly follows through with a poof.

May also refer to the sex act of being farted and pooped on.

Me: “Dave, that sounded like a foof n poof”
Dave: “Sorry man. I better go change my undies”

by Muzzlenz August 20, 2018

Poof

For folk that are gay/Bent including the names Cullen Dunn, Mark Scott

Cullen you like boys you poof

by Gay/Poof November 4, 2016

Poof

An inhale of Marijuana smoke.

1) What a long day, can't wait to get home and take a Poof.
2) Bro cmon, its poof, poof, pass. Stop hogging it.

3) You don't have to do that much, just take a small Poof

by HeadStoner October 21, 2022

Poof

Historically used to describe homosexual men in Australia, but these days poof is more commonly used as a form of light hearted banter... if another bloke is a bit soft, annoying, over sensitive, emotional, or just flat out being pussy... then he’s a poof.

If Simon leaves the party early he’s a fucking poof!

by AussieFap October 25, 2019

Poof Price

Low amount of money, poor, not worth much

Wow what a good deal! Must be a poof price.

by Shabbysin July 12, 2020

poof-malooph

someone whose hair is excessively poofy. they have no control over it and even hair products can't help them. in no ways is this an ethnic condition. it affects people of every ethnicity. their hair can be straight, wavy, or curly. also applies to facial hair.

If it gets anywhere about 65% humidity, i turn into a poof- malooph because my hair poofs out to the max.

Damn!! check out that poof-malooph!!

by tbone bigbone June 4, 2011