Porcello

Also see "BBC". A man with whom women want to be with and men want to be. The man that greek gods are modeled after. Aesthetic to the max, and bro to the masses. Waving his genitals in a circular motion, almost like the helicopter he single handedly makes fly, he wows crowds in disbelief.

"damn, I wish I could be like "big dick joe" porcello, but unfortunately, Im not hung enough."

by ydtkmk March 28, 2015

porcelainwooz

An instagram page with hilarious random crappy photos with 600+ followers

Porcelainwooz followed you.

by random words June 11, 2015

poodelm

a species of south african trees that also grow in india

did you see those poodelms in south africa

by totoros forever May 10, 2016

porcelain powder

Codename for cocaine.

"Hey man, you got any of that fine porcelain powder?"

by Kavalier Picard September 7, 2016

porcelain helmet

When a guy has a morning wood, sits to take a shit and the tip of him penis touches the edge of a toilet.

Damn! I just woke up and got a porcelain helmet!

by Mctip July 10, 2016

porcelain mind

Beautiful person with a fragile mind , eye's that tell a story , and a heart of american honey , ready to stand up for anything she believes in .

She has such a "porcelain mind" , beautiful and kind .

by rebecca jean March 27, 2017

porcelain tub

Porcelain Tub. The rarest of all female asses that utterly confuses men of all races and religions. Like a porcelain tub it is very large, very hard, and very smooth. It is also known for its ability to stand up to a lot of abuse (durable) and retain heat similar to a porcelain tub. Female porcelain tubs have been known to induce psychosis especially in african-american or latino men.

Ohhh shiiitttt. Look at that fat ass! Hold up --- that shits not jiggling for shit. That girl got a porcelain tub!

by MONTY1975 April 16, 2017