by Bonk police March 4, 2021

When you have too much or too little swiggity swag so the special SSTT super swag tactical team will help you
by Itsfreakydiecky July 29, 2014

Usually a teenaged female who has no life outside of shopping at Abercrombie and telling people that their clothes are out of style. Also see prep
(sound of high-heeled boots in the hallway)
Person 1) "Oh damn, its the fashion police!"
Person 2) "Quick put on your A&F jackets and make sure your collar is popped."
Person 1) "Oh damn, its the fashion police!"
Person 2) "Quick put on your A&F jackets and make sure your collar is popped."
by Andrew Dundas April 25, 2006

When the police beat the hell out of you. For not cooperating with them.
The LAPD beat Rodney King like they were his daddy.
Don't run from the police, they will f--- you up royally.
Don't run from the police, they will f--- you up royally.
by Saints June 23, 2004

those who let "possiblility" rule their actions and lives. first used on The Simpsons by Agnes Skinner
Agnes: And you, start over. I want everything in one bag.
Pimple Faced Kid: Yes, ma'am!
Agnes: But I don't want the bag to be heavy.
Pimple Faced Kid: I don't think that's possible!
Agnes: What are you, the possible police? Just do it!
Pimple Faced Kid: Yes, ma'am!
Agnes: But I don't want the bag to be heavy.
Pimple Faced Kid: I don't think that's possible!
Agnes: What are you, the possible police? Just do it!
by mo-mo-mo January 2, 2009

The Morale Police, the guardians of draconian working policies, deny all forms of amusement, smiling and entertainment to the working masses. With their slogan of "Morale, together we'll crack it!" they attempt to drain the workers of any happiness they may have.
Johnny:- "Wow Jimmy, I can't beleive there's no flying! Maybe they'll send us home early!"
Jimmy:- "I do hope so Johnny, That would make me most happy!"
Morale Police:- "You two, go and do this pointless task that I've thought up just to keep you at work longer"
Jimmy:- "I do hope so Johnny, That would make me most happy!"
Morale Police:- "You two, go and do this pointless task that I've thought up just to keep you at work longer"
by Stu Moss January 22, 2007

A group of men and women who have the upmost respect for traffic laws and attempt to fine as many people as possible for violations with an extreme prejudice. Also known for having no real purpose in life and lacking the neccessary traits of being productive members of society. More commonly recognized for their inability to find any real crime to handle in the town of Cary, thus occupying their time with the severe harrasment of teenagers for minor issues such as noise complaints, excessive partying, speeding, and other forms of petty crime.
see also: excrement, bullshit, autism
see also: excrement, bullshit, autism
by He so fine September 2, 2004
