Pecking

The act of using your nose instead of mouth/tongue to perform cunnilingus.

She liked my nose and asked me to start Pecking her.

by Tyrion Pyrion June 25, 2013

parking the bus

What Jose Mourhino does.

Chelsea were parking the bus when they beat Liverpool 2-0.

by Martin Hoxton June 9, 2014

The Parking Garage Story

When a friend of yours tells such a bad story that it is forever titled in a mocking tribute.

The CSA told another awful story last night, just like the Parking Garage Story. He is such an awful storyteller, and he's short.

by Lendale Spellchekar September 11, 2009

pergina

A woman's passage from the outer genital area to the uterus. Also known as a pussy.

Lucy: My pergina hurts from all the sex we had last night.

Dave: Count you and your pergina lucky because I am going in again.

by richard optimus maximus June 18, 2007

permin

Meaning something is very straight and silky, can be used for anything. Taken from the popular 'Fellowship of the Lube' video.

"But I don't really give a fuck, cause my beard is still permin like a mah'fucka."

by wade wilson August 7, 2006

pertineer

Rural Redneck Term. Refers to the distance bettween two or more objects situated relatively close to eachother.

I live pertineer the river.

by HeeHaw Hank April 23, 2004

Parkinson's law

Parkinson's law is an administrative principle that states that work tends to expand in relation to the time available for its completion. From C. Northcote Parkinson, a professor of the University of Malaysia, who first wrote of this law. While Parkinson, like Laurence J. Peter, apparently wrote his book as a satire on administration, unfortunately it turned out to be true.

It's a sad rule of corporations, and universities are not exempt, that the administrative apparatus tends to expand with time. Unfortunately, this is accompanied by stasis in what is accomplished. Parkinson's law holds true.

by eViL pOp TaRt September 9, 2005