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angel hair pasta 

the best motha fuckin pasta in the entire gosh damn world b-i-itch
mmm that angel hair pasta taste so good make ya slap ya momma oh my god bless america

Lesbian Home-cooked Pasta 

When a lesbian makes friends with a straight girl, invites her over, and gets her wet. She is now bisexual, and she has become an example of why straight girls are like spaghetti.
Deja claims to be straight but I invited her over as a "friend" and made lesbian home-cooked pasta. She was straight until I got her wet

making pasta 

The act of masturbating in someones sock drawer as a vengeful act to get back at someone.
"Nik was too scared to leave an upper decker at Mark's new place so Gordy made some pasta." "Sean is in Kirk's room making pasta right now." "Robert totally pasta'd that one kid's sock drawer."
making pasta by Seany C. January 20, 2011

calypso pasta prep 

A late late night/early morning gathering of friends who enjoy fine wines and finer marinara pasta dishes. A true prep is held with calypso drum and percussion music constantly played in the background and sometimes goes on for several hours into the morn until Ellen D starts.
Worker: Sorry I can't make it in to work today.
Boss: WTF?
Worker: calypso pasta prep hit last night roundabouts 2:45 A:M.
Boss: Oh gosh I didn't know. Enjoy your day. Let me know if another one hits soon.

cacky pasta 

pronounced Caaacky Paaasta, emphasize on the "a"
a delicious pot or bowl of pasta prepared for you by drunk, loving family members. Always a good way to brighten your day. Don't doubt the cacky pasta.
Here, grandpa, I made you some cacky pasta to lift your spirits.
cacky pasta by han-job January 2, 2011

Spaghettical Pasta 

The non-abbreviated version of "spaghetti".
I had the best spaghettical pasta last night.