lobster pasta

When you have sex with a woman on her period who then gives you oral sex

I was gonna go down on her, but it was that time of the month, so she gave me lobster pasta instead

by Philbus June 6, 2019

angel hair pasta

the best motha fuckin pasta in the entire gosh damn world b-i-itch

mmm that angel hair pasta taste so good make ya slap ya momma oh my god bless america

by lance n jacob March 28, 2004

Lesbian Home-cooked Pasta

When a lesbian makes friends with a straight girl, invites her over, and gets her wet. She is now bisexual, and she has become an example of why straight girls are like spaghetti.

Deja claims to be straight but I invited her over as a "friend" and made lesbian home-cooked pasta. She was straight until I got her wet

by NotASigmaLesbian December 30, 2021

making pasta

The act of masturbating in someones sock drawer as a vengeful act to get back at someone.

"Nik was too scared to leave an upper decker at Mark's new place so Gordy made some pasta." "Sean is in Kirk's room making pasta right now." "Robert totally pasta'd that one kid's sock drawer."

by Seany C. January 20, 2011

calypso pasta prep

A late late night/early morning gathering of friends who enjoy fine wines and finer marinara pasta dishes. A true prep is held with calypso drum and percussion music constantly played in the background and sometimes goes on for several hours into the morn until Ellen D starts.

Worker: Sorry I can't make it in to work today.
Boss: WTF?
Worker: calypso pasta prep hit last night roundabouts 2:45 A:M.
Boss: Oh gosh I didn't know. Enjoy your day. Let me know if another one hits soon.

by carshowburger July 13, 2010

cacky pasta

pronounced Caaacky Paaasta, emphasize on the "a"
a delicious pot or bowl of pasta prepared for you by drunk, loving family members. Always a good way to brighten your day. Don't doubt the cacky pasta.

Here, grandpa, I made you some cacky pasta to lift your spirits.

by han-job January 2, 2011

Spaghettical Pasta

The non-abbreviated version of "spaghetti".

I had the best spaghettical pasta last night.

by TheWizard101 April 25, 2011