panda girl 

a sweet, nice (generally asian) girl who gives awesome hugs and is awesome is general. she the type of girl that is as close to perfect as perfect can get, she may have her flaws, but the pluses overlap the negatives by an infinite amount. a panda girl is smart, funny, super cute, and knows how to have a good time. panda girls are somewhat of an "endangered species" as few of them actually exist. a guy would be one lucky (expletive) to find and start a relationship with a panda girl as it would be a wonderful and fulfilling relationship. the kindness of a panda girl is unmatchable and is incomparable to anything that exists on this Earth. a panda girl is a fun-loving girl who gets her work done and is motivated by her man to do the best she can in all aspects of life. every guy should have a panda girl :-)

Dude 1: Hey, did you see that guy with the poofy hair?

Dude 2: Yea, what about him?

Dude 1: He's with a panda girl!

Dude 2: That lucky guy...I wish I had a panda girl...:-(

Dude 1: *sigh* me too...

panda girl by brytontiger January 14, 2009

Panda Swag 

When a person who has swag has a super sweet demeanor, is easy to talk to, and likes to cuddle.

Guy 1: Man, that girl is so nice.
Guy 2: I know man, she's got panda swag.

Girl: You're such a a romantic.
Guy: I know, I've got that panda swag.

Panda Swag by blksuperhombre January 5, 2012

panda slam 

in the doggy style position, you pull out and spit on the girls back, making her think cummed...when she turns around you jizz in her face and pinch her in the eye.Leaving her looking like a panda bear.

" I gave Emilee a panda slam!"

panda slam by jeremy February 11, 2004

Panda-Jerk 

1. Describes a Female Panda who does not want to give birth exactly when the Channel 4 News Team needs it too.

2. A person who pours and serves Pandas.

3. A person of large stature who has committed any sort of social fo-pa.

"You're ruining my segment, . . . Panda-Jerk!"

"That fat guy just spit in the buffet! Panda-Jerk!"

Panda-Jerk by Conrad Asshat December 20, 2008

panda people

popular german band

dude, did you see panda people on tv last night?
yeah, their hooklines kick ass big time!

panda people by j_52 August 23, 2010

Panda Car 

A police vehicle. So called because they are usually black and white, resembling the fur of a panda. See also, panda.

Slow down man, I think I see a panda car hiding up ahead.

Panda Car by Rossi October 13, 2005

Panda B 

Panda B is a fictional street drug named by a format of the likes of "Special K" and such so that it may resemble the name of a real drug. It was likely formulated as a result of public school officials needing a "control question" in order to determine if students were being sincere in their answer choice by asking if they had done a fictional drug in the past month.

Since it has typically been used only as a form of ridicule against the school board that created such a randomly thought-out fictional drug.

Guy 1: Man I feel like shit today...

Guy 2: Lay off the Panda B, brah

Panda B by Panda Bro October 7, 2010