Procrastibation

The act of wanking when there is minimal time left before something important should be done, e.g homework, an assignment, etc.

Instead of finishing his homework the night before it was due, he instead used his time regretfully on procrastibation.

by El3ctro-Critical April 18, 2017

Poorcrastination

The intentional or habitual putting off of spending money that you don't have.

"Quit your poorcrastinating and buy me a damn sammich!" or; "Poorcrastination is the art of keeping up with all the crap you bought yesterday," and finally, "Poorcrastination is the theif of much better times."

by teezaweezl February 4, 2010

Prochristination

Putting off attending church because it's too much work for a Sunday morning and a lot more fun just to stay in bed. Prochristination escalates once the beginning of football season starts.

Greg: "Hey Tim, let's go to church today. I heard there are a lot of cute girls in the congregation and I haven't gotten laid in a while."

Tim: "I think I'm just gonna engage in some prochristination and sleep in. Besides, the 49ers are on at 1!"

by D-block Wilmington October 31, 2011

Procraftinating

The act of procrastination when instead of mindless activities, one uses the time to craft.

"I've been procraftinating all day long instead of studying for this test."

by CorCor23 February 5, 2012

Procrastidating

The process of procrastinating through superficial use of Tinder (including lots of browsing and chatting).

Oh man I should be studying for my end of year exam but I've just been on Tinder procrastidating all day...

by HA92 November 17, 2014

Procrastinator's Decade

A period of 11 years. Analogous to a Baker's Dozen (the latter referring to a quantity of 13), a "Procrastinator's Decade" is a colourful description for the passage of time. See also 40 years (biblical).

Civil litigation: "This case must not be further delayed, My Lord, lest it drag on a procrastinator's decade."

by Dr. Strangevelo May 1, 2014

Peecrastination

When you need to pee but you're too lazy to get up from your computer or your couch so you hold it in for later until you feel like you're about to pee in your pants if you don't.

Emily: I need to pee.
Connie: Then go pee.
Emily: I'm too lazy to get up and go to the bathroom right now, I'll do it later.
Connie: Peecrastination is bad for your bladder, you know.

by conmcfon June 26, 2016