Puerto Rican Poodle Plaster

It's much like a Gorilla Mask except after cumming on her face you slap a pet on her face and rub it around.

Her dog was nearby as I came on her face, so I grabbed it and gave her a Puerto Rican Poodle Plaster.

by Hobbes2 May 22, 2008

Plasterface

When a dude does a chick behind and punches her face through the sheetrock wall when he comes.

Did you see the holes near Billy's bed? He must have plasterfaced that girl last night.

by MrPete January 13, 2008

plate

An act of oral sex i.e. Fellatio/cunnylingus.

Oi slut, give me a plate!

by Bowlesy June 11, 2006

plates

Short for license plates

Don't drive my car, I don't have any plates on it yet.

by Jojwjwjejej December 29, 2013

plastered

when u drank too much ,, yea that feeling

man im soooo plastered ,, lets go home and drink more,,, hehehe

by Diamond March 8, 2003

paterno

v. to paterno: to watch something horrible happen then do nothing about it.

Jack paternoed me when he watched 5 men burgle me.

Quick sitting there and paternoing, get over here and help me fend off these zombies.

by murakka November 10, 2011

plateau

A period of time in which a person is kept very highly sexually aroused, with or without orgasms, the intensity can differ per period of time.

He kept his girl aroused for the whole weekend, he started by stimulating her by flirting, teasing and dirty talk, so she reached plateau. The plateau was prolonged to even a higher level by orgasm after orgasm and never giving her the chance to come down again, finally she was plateau on a very high level, she couldn't think anymore and was only longing for a cock.

by Cerisepommes November 13, 2011