Kevin-Plant

A short furry dumb-ass with low self-esteem, limited sex appeal, and the inability to learn. He suffers from Achondroplasia (He is short) and is highly contagious

- Do not feed Kevin-Plant after midnight

- Do not get Kevin-Plant Wet

- Do not touch it, you risk turning into a Kevin-Plant

I was having a good day until one of those Kevin-Plants showed up and pissed on my shoe.

by ColtonBuckley October 14, 2009

industry plant

blackpink

blackpink are industry plant

by giawari November 9, 2021

Durr Plant

An unintentional meme that was derived from the Damn Daniel meme by youtuber I Hate Everything as a way of mocking Damn Daniel, but ended up becoming a meme itself. It basically involves pointing at a random plant and shouting "DURR PLANT!" over and over.

DURR DURR PLANT!! LOL 10/10 BEST MEME OF 2016!!

by AVeryBigDeal August 10, 2016

face plant

to be so zoned into your smartphone device that you end up ignoring the world that you live in.

face planter's tend to fall into fountains while texting. face planters don't know that guy at the coffee shop thinks that they are cute because they never look up.

by karenladeeda October 14, 2012

Phern plant

A strange plant that is often seen in dreams. This strange plant is Unique to every dreamer, what makes this plant so special is that if you take a bite out of it you will be granted 1 wish when you wake up.

Hey man I had a dream and I found the phern plant when I woke up I made a wish for...

by Track McJack August 21, 2010

Shaz Plant

Word to describe tobacco for the younger years. Normally used in schools and also colleges.

"Oi Darren, can you get me some shaz plant? Keep the change"

by TheRealRKid October 23, 2019

snake plant

The Snake Plant, or “ Sansevieria trifasciata” is a green succulent that survives in both humid and arid conditions. Most commonly known for being in the home or apartment of every basic white girl going through a “boho” decor phase. Better start saving up for these elegant plants, she’ll never be satisfied with just one.

Her: “I got a white pot and we are going to put the cutest snake plant in it.”
Him: “Another one? That’s like $90!”
Her: “Do you want me to sleep with you or no?”

by TheWholeBrand July 10, 2021