Penguin Pete

In times of great peril, there is a hero who rises above the rest, his name is Penguin Pete. He is a penguin, from the south pole.(the only one that is not from the north)
He has averted or ended every single great disaster the world has known.

Last was heard of him when he ended the writers strike.

Guy 1: how did world war 2 end anyway?

Guy 2: Penguin Pete killed all the Nazis

Guy 1: thats the stupidest thing i ever-

Penguin Pete: its true, now shut up and bow down to me.

Guy 1: ....

by Dujac0 January 12, 2009

no meat pete

I make small in Stanture and in penis length as well as girth. Typically has hair that cover his forehead and gets easily offended by the most minuscule of things. Usually has difficulty in the bedroom

Yo did you here how mad no meat Pete got when becca told him his peter was small?

by Big_time_geezer69 December 23, 2016

Sneaky Pete

Sneaky Pete (noun) - when a man, while mounting a woman doggy-style, abruptly and unexpectedly, penetrates her anus.

Man, did she flip out when he slipped her the ol' Sneaky Pete!

by Pablo Van Moses January 10, 2020

pete dix

One of the last Albino monkeys known to man, he has angry midget sindrome and should not be approached by any member of the public unless you have weed on you!!

paedophile
albino
gorila
pombear
smurf
pete dix

by whufc til i die March 22, 2012

Sneaky Pete

during sex the pinky finger goes in a girls ass without them knowing.

E: last night i gave my girlfriend the old sneaky pete

P: That is so wicked

by apeman2000 June 25, 2009

Pete-myster

One who is most popular, known to all inside school, the local area and a top figure in sports of any kind. Also know to be sought after by every woman within a 5 mile radius.

That dude's a true pete-myster. I know 6 hot chicks that'd love to get with him.

by nemo January 23, 2005

Pete Face

A face that requires no explanation. A face only made when something of extreme stupidity, sexual weirdness or just down right funny is said, seen, or done. The face is easy to recognize, the head is tilted to the right and the chin is pushed down almost until it comes in contact with the chest. In some cases the nostrils are flared.

Drea's ex - boyfriend Dan................Pete face is made

by Nick Virgintino February 25, 2008