Pastoral Symphony

This refers to a badass piece in the middle of Handel's Messiah Part I. Fully instrumental. Can also refer to other random instrumental pieces of the same name, but no one really cares about those.

Pastoral Symphony Handel Baroque Symphony Badass

by njtonova1515 December 14, 2009

Roughing the Pastor

Phrase used when the media outs a popular church minister or pastor for things like taking drugs, being gay, paying for sex, stealing money, or all of the above.

Did you hear about Rev DipShit's money laundering scam? I heard about it last week and the media has been roughing the pastor ever since.

by Stu Salsbury February 9, 2009

patatoes

Also known as potatoes (mostly by intelligent people), these are a poo-colored food.

Kid with 11 toes: "Patatoes: The worlds greatest food!"

Kid with 10 toes, holding a sandwich: "Holy shit ya dumb fucker"

by Noodly appendage August 27, 2006

Patho

Disease; suffering: pathogen.

by SilverDragon936 June 1, 2003

patholiar

to be a pathological liar, i.e., you lie a lot to make yourself seem cool

cory saw a family of midgets at a kmart, he is such a patholiar

by fudda May 15, 2005

Pantooie

The God that weilds 12 penises, and each one is longer than the other 11.

Pantooie has graced me with the power of his almighty 12 penises.

by thenameofpantooie June 17, 2010

Paeton

Really really short. Like 4 foot nothing. Super kind until your friends with her. Then she bullies you. Other than that, she sucks at watching stranger things. Doesn’t know how to stay quiet during mamma Mia plays, loves Victoria secret roses a little too much, and most of all… maybe is good at ringette?? To be honest I've never seen her play. She’s fun to hang around with, does stupid enough things to make you die laughing, and once she gets comfortable with you, will start admit kinks… but all in all she’s quite the something. She’s super fun to be around and do whatever you want. Her flicks also hurt like a bitch. Anyways paeton has long hair. Pretty cool eyes, braces (loser), and an actual sense of style (although I pick most outfits). Her bed is typically comfortable as all hell. She’s pretty flirty when she’s drunk.

Marshall: hey I have 20 dollars

Paeton: Yeah I stole it
Marshall: oh okay :(

by MarshallBirch May 29, 2022