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open you up like a can of beans 

When you imply that you will cut someone like you are opening a can of beans. Or if you mess with the horns you will get stabbed !!!
Keep that sh#t up bro and I will open you up like a can of beans !!!!

Open Relationship 

1 For a female, the state or condition of being single. For a male, the state or condition of being a servile fuck-wit.

2. A heterosexual relationship or marriage in which the female engages in sexual relations with multiple partners and somehow talks the male into accepting this. The male partner in such a relationship is known as the patsy or victim. This person may speak openly about being "in an open relationship," but generally does not himself pursue alternate partners. The male in these cases is almost always a dutiful idiot, often a SNAG, who sits at home and develops a potentially deadly ulcer, while his partner gets nasty with every dude she can. This type of male is also known as a man-bitch.

The Open Relationship is exclusively dominated by the female. Normal men who wish to pursue multiple sex partners remain single or cheat. This does not include so-called swingers, a sub-class of perv.

The Open Relationship is, more often than not, a precursor to divorce, or occasionally to homicide.
Debbie and Emil are in an open relationship.

Dude! Oh my God. She invited me over for dinner with the two of them.

Don't do it, man. Fake your own death. Anything. There is no good outcome.

What if I go over while he's out of town?

Oh, that's fine then.

open relationship 

A euphemism describing a relationship in which one or more participates are cheating.
Dude, I heard your girlfriend slept with John, why are you still with her?
Nah, it's cool, we're in an open relationship.
open relationship by skrewler February 13, 2010
Word of the Day on January 22, 2012
when a girl opens her legs exposing her pussy
Yo last night I told her to open up and I tore dat pussy up!
open up by hggsdgj December 27, 2007

Open Faced Sandwich 

The female version of teabagging. The naked vagina goes right on a person's nose.

The name originates from the appearance of some vaginas.
Person A: Oh shit that dude is passed the fuck out. Someone should teabag him.
Person B: Fuck that, someone go get that drunk girl to give him a nice big open faced sandwich.

open relationship 

is ideal to have when two people are too far away from each other to have a real relationship, but still like each other. It's a way to see other people if the "need" arises, but still keep feelings for the one far away. However, it is especially important that you DO tell when you see someone else.
Near: Hi Far, what did you do last night?
Far: I totally hooked up someone last night.
Near: WTF! You slut, whore, bitch! I can't believe you!
Far: But we have an open relationship.
Near: Oh, I forgot.
Far: And it didn't mean anything. He wasn't that good anyway.
Near: Oh, okay...
Far: I still like you.
Near: I like you too, I suppose.
Far: Awesome, I'm happy we're still together.
Near: Yea.
open relationship by Not Near April 27, 2008