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floor coochie

A person with a dry pussy, typically found on the floor.
"AYO you smell like floor coochie!"
by SaxyWoman January 10, 2021
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floor person

Someone who’s choice of seating is generally the floor over a chair or couch. Usually seen sitting cris cross apple sauce on the floor these people generally radiate a menacing aura
Oh Emily? She’s a floor person, she’s always sitting on the floor whenever we go out. She always complains she’s tired and proceeds to go sit down on the floor
by gloglo July 24, 2022
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floor technician

I just got hired as the new floor technician at Olympic Medical!
by liem May 14, 2014
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Floor Money

Money one accumulates gradually on their messy floor as a result of throwing jeans, jackets, etc down on the floor. As small change falls out of the pockets it is thus hidden in a sea of clothes, waiting to be collected one day...

Accumulated floor money records have been anything up to £35 in small change.
I'm broke but I have about £10 floor money
by CCHiPs March 19, 2011
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floor to drawer

A method of cleaning that involves taking all the clutter off the floor and putting it away from view (most typically in drawers but sometimes in closets, bins, etc.) without really doing anything to resolve the mess.
Bob: You cleaned up! Wow, your room looks great!
Eric: I didn't really clean...check the dresser. Floor to drawer method baby.
by nukid1 November 19, 2010
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Floor beer

An unfinished beer left on the floor of house or garage that you got out of the fridge. You get this beer out of the fridge to act like you’re keeping up with your friends but leave it on the ground because you can’t finish it. Also see Archer Butler.
Picked up Archers floor beers again this morning.
by Floorbeer May 29, 2019
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floor pants

Pants strategically placed on the floor next to the bed for emergency situations when you sleep naked. You just step right in and geaux.
Good thing I had my floor pants next to the bed when the mother-in-law barged in the house.
by DocDFA August 19, 2016
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