old dayum

a good looking old person

that old dayum is good looking

by jimmy stevan October 24, 2016

old potatoes

A saying to make something seem less desirable, or something that is past it's prime

Craig wasn't interested in Alisha any longer, she's old potatoes

by oldpotatoes March 4, 2019

Old lady goat hair

A single coarse hair that grows on an older woman's face or neck. Usually grows in a day or 2 and sticks up straight

I have an old lady goat hair that needs to be pulled.
Dang my old lady goat hair sprouted overnight.

by Grandarthma July 17, 2022

old maid

a woman who has passed the age at which women typically marry (for the first time) and/or have children without doing either (derogatory term; "maid" is short for "maiden" meaning "virgin", and stems from the former presumption that a woman who had neither married nor had children was a virgin)

My mother had an old maid aunt who lived with my mother's parents.

by N'Awlins Contrarian March 31, 2010

Old Navy

A clothing store owned by the GAP. Established in 1995. Usually know for their TV and radio spots that stay in your head until death.

Old Navy, Old Navy, Old Navy Performance Fleece. Old Navy, Old Navy Performance Fleece!

by DarkDan September 26, 2003

old lady

a slang term for girlfriend or someone you are interested in.

My old lady comin' over to give me a rub.

by cnlballa October 7, 2003

Old Spice

The only correct way to freshen up a manly body, is with the manliest scent that ever graced the earth, and that manly scent which raises the sun in the morning, is Old Spice.

God was the first person to begin wearing Old Spice, and look at where he is now. Old Spice comes in many scents, each one is a manly blast of manliness, but in different forms. Some may allow you to rule the world with your right hand and eat the Sandwhich of Victory with the other. Others may make you irresistible to women of the highest caliber.

"I use Old Spice products to keep my self smelling like a MAN so right after I devour my Mid-flight STEAK I can jump from a plane and do a perfect BARREL ROLL into my office, then have ROUGH MANLY SEX WITH ANY WOMAN IN SIGHT and still smell like a GOOD SMELLING MAN." - Saxton Hale

by A. Real Man April 15, 2010