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bath rat

Someone with nappy ass hair we're they look like a rat that took the hair from the drain and wore it as a wig
Dang Ariel's really looking like a bath rat today
by Ash_why January 9, 2020
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Run the bath

When something of greatness is about to happen and you’re in the preparation phase for that moment in time. Like running a bath you know what comes next is good.
“Oi Johnny bananas. We’re heading to the strip club”

Johnny: “run the bath
by Johney bananas November 27, 2020
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Czech Bath

The act of sitting post-intercourse bathing of the bits on a bidet. It originates from Portuguese and Brazilian jokes relating to the onomatopoeia "tschec tschec tschec" alluding to sounds produced by the washing of private parts on a bidet.
Used in jokes as the working class answer to the upper class sophisticated people who like to boast about their Spa visits and activities/therapies such as Scottish Shower and Turkish Bath.
Posh Lady: "oh we went to the Spa and was amazing, I had a delightfully glorious Turkish Bath... don't you love a relaxing Turkish Bath?"
Cleaning Lady: "no, I am not familiar... I only know the Czech Bath"
Posh Lady: "oh I never heard of Czech Bath, what is it like?"
Cleaning Lady: "well, after my husband bones me I sit on the bidet and I go 'tschec tschec tschec' - that's a Czech Bath"
by the_village_idiot May 1, 2020
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Hayley Bath

The art of getting wanked off whilst having a bath, often in Tadcaster
"Ere luv, get taps on, I need a Hayley Bath"
by Legitimate Troublemaker June 14, 2017
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bro bath

When two male nurses give a male patient a bath.
Hey John, let's go give my patient a bro bath.
by kstyles March 12, 2018
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bath assalt

The act of assualting someone while on bath salt.
" That dude just bath assalted that guy and ate his face"
by eatfacebmp June 25, 2012
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Bachelor Bath

When a bachelor uses air freshener as a substitute for a shower or bath.
Pete: Hey man, you going to take a shower before we head out tonight?
Mark: Naw dude, I'm going to take a bachelor bath real quick
by Breebree32 August 6, 2013
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