poop for brains a non vulgar less offensive alternative to shit for brains one who is extremely stupid and lacks all common sense
this man attempted to rob his neighbors house and got attacked by neighbors pitbull he was lucky to get away with his life what a stupid poop for brains
by littlejimmie May 2, 2019

A female who has gotten by on her good looks, and a great set of tits, at the expense of an education. A play on shit for brains.
Danni is so hot, but I can't stand to be in her presence. She has tit for brains, and her ignorance is a real turn off.
by Anony_mouse_776 November 29, 2010

To lack intelligence and the common sense of direction like the workers at the Cross Lake, MN Subway.
Customer - I would like a six inch spicy Italian with no tomato.
Subway Worker - One six inch spicy Italian with extra tomatoes.
Customer - Subway Brains.......
Subway Worker - One six inch spicy Italian with extra tomatoes.
Customer - Subway Brains.......
by Fisher-Z June 2, 2015

When your brain can't comprehend easy things, such as a simple joke . You will not have good ideas and your shower thoughts are lame as hell. People dislike you for unintelligent mind and call you stupid for your misinterpretation on things. You will use big words to make you sound smart. As an example, I am smol brain.
by bigfatjuicyrat December 14, 2020

Ape braining is the act of making yourself look dumber than you actually are for comedic effect, this could be done by misspelling words, making intentional grammar errors, or just making very stupid statements.
by KentuckyFriedHumans June 30, 2020

When you try to concentrate or perform a task but are unable to because you have too many thoughts racing inside your head
I was trying to get that report done, but I just got to much going on in my head. I guess I just have a classic case of cocaine brain.
by LlamaEatsGiraffe January 14, 2010

A girl that remembers every detail of her life... and yours.
Also referred to as the scary brain girl.
Usually named Hannah.
Also referred to as the scary brain girl.
Usually named Hannah.
by Chiefmasterflex June 2, 2021
