dick please

Finally, a phrase for women to use with men that is just like the phrase "bitch please".

When Sally's man gave her shit about coming home late after being out with the girls, all she had to say was "Dick please!" before making a grilled cheese and passing out.

by GlazeHer May 9, 2014

Please police

A unique homonym to ask for something.

Quang: Please police!! I'm innocent.

by rolique November 18, 2015

bleach please

When you can't take something anymore you yell out bleach please

Dude math class was so boring I told josh bleach please

by Dthemlgdog March 22, 2017

please revise

corporate jargon for: fix this shit you sent me

"Paperwork is missing beneficiary"
"please revise"

"Paperwork Salary does not match hourly rate"
"Please revise"

by pspice February 3, 2014

Please Fetus

What aborted babies say when they are hungry.

The starving aborted babies kept saying Please fetus!

by Sex Actz December 14, 2018

BITCH PLEASE

Basically can be used for anything. From casual conversation with your hoes, to telling off some crazy snyp3masta whose all up in your grill. Works wonders. Can also be used as a filler in absent conversation. Can also be used as a response for things you don't want to respond to with an actual answer.

Example 1:
J: haha you're so funny! we're hilarious
E: lmao BITCH PLEASE

Example 2:
E: you really smell bad...and you're kind of super ugly...
J: BITCH PLEASE.

Example 3:
J: i'm bored
E: bitch please
J: yeah.

Example 4:
J: did you actually write all that stuff in my honesty box?
E: bitch please.

OR

J: do you think i look ugly today?
E: bitch please.

by DAKRU January 2, 2009

Please advise

A term often used by the less educated when complaining in order to add emphasis and terror to a normally minor issue. Typically used to boost the complainants self esteem for their lack of education when it comes to reading and writing.

“Hi I ordered 2 ov these and onli got 1 I not happy please advise

by Tonytwotins September 26, 2021