Schrodinger’s Negative

A negative contraction added to a statement retroactively depending on the public opinion of that statement. Disregard all contextual statements surrounding the statement.

“I don’t see why it would be Russia.” To Schrodinger’s Negative: “I don’t see why it wouldn’t be Russia.”

by Pizzaghazi July 27, 2018

Negative Nancy

The exact opposite of Positive Polly; Ian Bennett

Ian is really being a Negative Nancy today.

by Ash6 September 27, 2008

negative words

The universe it perfect. There is no meaning to any words, but some have less meaning than others. Please see the undictionary. The most meaningless are the negative words which not only have no reason for existence in this perfect universe, but are used to control people and make them feel inferior. Anything said using negative words could be said another way. There are also no positive words, as these are the opposite of negative words, and are used for the same reason, but in the opposite manner.

These are some examples of "negative words" that are pure power words used to control people. Inferior, wrong, stupid, bad, evil, sorry, crime, delinquent, dumb, foolish, grotesque, harm, fear, gastly, horrible, idiot, lame, mean, poor, queer, invalid, looser, malevolent, heinous, hideous.

by fred ressler September 24, 2008

Negative Tip

when you go to a restraunt and service is so bad you don't even pay your whole bill

that waiter sucks; she's definitely getting a negative tip!

by Murda, Killa, && Aunt Tina May 12, 2008

Negativo

The declaration that you will deliberately not watch something on television. As if you had a DVR that would avoid recording shows of dubious merit or that just plain stink.

"Dude, 'Dancing With the Stars Vs. Food' is on tonight."
"Yeah, I think I'll negativo that."

by bunn28 December 27, 2009

Negative fucks

The opposite of giving a fuck, closely related to i don't give a fuck. It is when you care so little about something that the existence of the problem actually pisses you off.

If I hear about Kelly's new haircut again I'm going to lose my shit. I don't give a fuck in fact it's so annoying i give negative fucks.

by breakfst November 1, 2014

negatoid

lacking positiveness, a person who constanly pulling you down, having so many electrons you become a negative robot.

She was a negatoid/all she did was pull me down/one that you should avoid/anytime you see here around/ oh why be negative/oh so negative / all you do is pull me down/ damn your just a negatoid and i dont want you around

by Wizdem September 21, 2006