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dusty needle

When an octogenarian or septuagenarian discusses what it's like to have intercourse after several years of involuntary abstinence due to the inability to find a suitable partner, a heart condition, other nondescript but impactful medical condition.
Charlene and I went back to my room after bridge, I sewed her up real good even though it has been a while with the dusty needle.
by Mrficklepicke September 10, 2020
mugGet the dusty needlemug.

Thread the needle

When a lad (or preferred sex) is on the shitter whilst their best friend is pissing between their legs.
Wyatt: Jack I really have to shit
Jack: I really have to piss. Wanna thread the needle
by Captain mole butt July 23, 2025
mugGet the Thread the needlemug.

Needle

To attempt to sleep with a friends ex, with knowledge, and fail.
Did you hear Mick needled Gaz’s ex?
by Katm1 September 27, 2021
mugGet the Needlemug.

Needle man

Someone who works themselves to death
I don't want to be trapped in an office, I am not a needle man
by Harbingerofpayne May 4, 2021
mugGet the Needle manmug.

Tutant Meenage Needle Teedles

A group of 4 idiots, dumbasses, and all around morons who spend their time doing fuckshit. They will get you in way to much trouble with your parents and their siblings. Also do waaaay too many drugs and drink like fish. Typically spend time doing nothing, sitting around in ones basement, and/or eating their grandmother's delicious food. They will, on average, spend 7 days straight by going to bed after 5am and sleeping till 3, just to do the same thing again. Often times will get in arguments about pattern recognition, such as the subsequent shape coming after "square, circle, square...". Cite also 1 OPM falling out of the fridge. Inventors of the game "Flash" - details unspecified.

However, they are the best people to have in your corner, ever. They will never turn their backs on you, no matter how far apart they seem. They will have your back no matter the circumstance or no matter the obstacles. Most definitely, four of the tightest, closest, and fun groups of people ever.
person 1: what are those 4 homoculous ingrates doing over there?
person 2: oh them? that's just the Tutant Meenage Needle Teedles.

person 1: they have got to be retarded.
person 2: yeah they are, 100%.
by notmyfaulty May 6, 2025
mugGet the Tutant Meenage Needle Teedlesmug.

needle pricking

When a man with an abnormally thin dick repeatedly thrusts in his lover even after the orgasm
I will needle Prick you all night
Needle Pricking is my hobby
by IWillKillYourDog January 28, 2018
mugGet the needle prickingmug.

needle lobe

poking a breast with a needle until she bleeds to death
maybe emma will finally get the good old needle lobe tonight
by gjgfsdfhb April 20, 2018
mugGet the needle lobemug.

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