Needles, ca

Hot. Miserable. The devil's vacation spot until it got too hot for him. Your balls will sweat to your ankles. Do not touch the rocks. They will ban you for life. On second thought, touch all of the rocks.

Needles, Ca. is so hot that your momma's rocks are melting.

by Hotterthanhell August 14, 2017

Nedley

that one person who constantly makes you laugh and brings back reeses pieces from America

wow that nedley sure does know how to shop for reeces pieces.

by hihihihihihi2345 December 5, 2012

Needless Markup

Slang for Neiman Marcus, a very expensive department store.

I spent $5 for my t-shirt at Target, but she spent $105 for the same shirt at Needless Markup.

by KChristieH October 10, 2007

citation needed

Wikipedianese for 'bullshit'.

Jade Goody's death triggered an outpouring of grief across the United Kingdom citation needed

by Lord Grimcock February 7, 2010

Needlespeak

When someone is speaking in a manner that is beyond a normal person's understanding.

I don't get what Jeremy is saying because he insists on using Needlespeak to make me feel stupid.

by ReniadelNile March 11, 2010

needlehairs

Someone whose leg hair resembles an army of porcupines.

Susie: When was the last time needlehairs shaved?

Betsy: What do you think?

by losersquaredthatsme June 28, 2010

Newdles

Another word for noodles.

"Can I please have some newdles?"
"Yes, I can send you some newdles, sir"

by newdles July 22, 2009