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napped

A adjective commonly used when something bad happens. Originally a term used in 'Flamingo Drive' when the bird 'napps' your penguin as a result of a inproportionatly high angle of flight.
'I've just been napped'
'there's nothing worse than being napped'
can also be adapted to other genres, for example, when you out-dribble yourself in fifa or the opponet reads your move and steal the ball.
by thelabrodore December 6, 2010
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baby napper

One who 'naps' (kidnaps) babies. Baby nappers are usually the ones who you know best, such as really good friends and family. They creep in the bushes outside your windows at night waiting for that opportune moment to nap your baby.

They try to make it seem like everything is ok, like saying "i only want to see him/her for a moment", or "you can have him/her back". Of course you can have him/her back, she is your child. Why would your friend need to let you know you can have your child back? Strange huh?

When the bush-napping doesn't work, they usually use a more subtle approach. Such as always asking to see your baby, always wanting to baby sit.

YOU CAN'T TRUST ANYONE WITH YOUR BABY! You never know who is a baby napper.
On the phone with a friend:

YOU: So tired. Zoey slept for about 4 hours and that's it. She's in a mommy's girl mood though and I love it. She's so cuddly and cute and has given me lots of kisses today.

FRIEND: i miss her... bring her to me!!!

YOU: um no...baby napper! :)

FRIEND: umm..fool, you can have her back!! but i havent seen that cute little monster in forever!!

YOU: The definition of baby napper says that you'd say that. :(

FRIEND: fine...fine....
by Krypto Pimpin' February 16, 2012
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ass napped

When someone holds you captive in their asshole
Su: I hope you drive into my asshole. You'll be held captive
Mi: what?
Su: Yes. Hold you captive. You'll be ass napped
Mi: Okay. Fuck off
by Pelvic Sorcerer August 31, 2018
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Napoleon dynamite

The best movie in the world. If you haven't seen it you are a fat lard, just like tina the llama. It is about a nerdy kid living in Idaho who is just trying to get a little respect from the ladies and improve his ninja skills. I love him, because he is a sexy beast, and so will you.
Watching this movie makes you prone to using ND slang such as "Flipp'in", "Sweet", "GOSH", "IDIOT!" and "Liger". Bow before him, for he is a god.
by Quetzalli August 23, 2004
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napolean dynamite

A awsome movie that everyone needs to watch. Napolean dynamite makes a new bf his name is pedro. Napolean likes his bike the sledgehammer.
Hey napolean what are you gonna do today...... What ever i want... GOSH!
by kyle January 24, 2005
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Napolean dynamite

the best movie EVER!! my favorite!!
napolean: kip, can u bring me my chapstick?

kip: i cant right now napolean, i have better things to do **looks down at tortilla chips**
by schvein schven gut May 13, 2005
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napolean dynomite

the worst movie ever made. ever.
gosh, so many kids try to sound like flippin napolean dynamite that it ruined the movie for me.
by nick May 13, 2005
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