joe mazza

He's a bitch

Hes Joe mazza

by joe Chiarrochi June 3, 2016

tyler mazza

A pussy.

Tyler Mazza.....Someone who is afraid of his own shadow and is a big baby back pussy

by Smelly Shit May 2, 2018

Dirty Mozart

The sexual act of inserting musical instruments into a sexual partner, usually the subjects anus. Named after the composer and sexual fiend Mozart.

I was banging this guitar playing chick, she let me Dirty Mozart her guitar.

by Int.rnet_g.ngb.ng October 10, 2018

Moza

An older male (50+) who wanks regularly

Bob: check that guy out, he looks like a petifile

Bill: nah, more like a Moza

by mcmurderdeath86 March 24, 2009

Mozzarella

Verb; The act of sexually pleasuring one's self

I don't have a girlfriend, so I have to mozzarella.

by SquiggleTitz July 25, 2010

mozart

Mr. Mozart was born in a great country. He lived for a long time and did stuff to make himself famous. 1 second after he turned 18, his father, seeing his talent for achieving beauty, sent him on a flight to JFK airport in new york. He then signed contracts with many famous record labels and spread his name. His greatest hits were debuted and became a instant success on Broadway. Mr. Mozart died of choking on a toothpick while eating at the White House. He is one man to be remembered.

Man 1:"Hey look it's mr. mozart!"
Man 2:"OMG! YEZ IZ HIM OMG IM GONNA PAZZ OUT!"
Mr. Mozart:"Yay!"

by ilovecows December 14, 2008

Mozz Hook

Mozz Hook - The act of sticking you're index finger into you're own foreskin and retrieving some old dick cheese, then inserting it into someone elses mouth and hooking their cheek.

Jake: "I didn't wash my dick for two weeks so i gave Park a Mozz Hook".

by two7one May 5, 2010