mass debate

1. Of or relating to the action of masturbation.

2. To masturbate

1. "What are you doin afterschool today?"

"Well, I'm obviously going to go home and massively debate."

2. Oh wow. That Matt Orton kid really needs to loosen up. He should go home and mass debate about something.

by Wanganat0r December 2, 2004

butt massage

the act of massaging another persons butt
usually in males massaging a females butt, it results with the guy getting an erection

My wife's butt was so sore that I gave her a butt massage

by jokeme December 18, 2009

chili dog massacre

the horror found inside a toilet that has been used by someone who has eaten too many chili dogs or other such carnival foods.

Dont Go In There! It's A Friggin Chili Dog Massacre!

by irvinesucks August 31, 2007

weapon of mass destruction

Something either very small or not existent.

Mr Berlusconi says: “I have a huge cock and the biggest pair of balls you can find in Italy.”
Mr Bush replies: “ye… right! Weapons of mass destruction!”

by Aldo Lo Spavaldo May 1, 2005

mass murder

Mass Murder is the act of spontaneously killing a large amount of people in a relatively short period of time.

Ugh I'm so pissed off , I'm just gonna go kill as many people as I can!

UghhauAhhhH I'm gonna go commit mass murder on Walmart!!

by gtgb September 5, 2016

Mass Debater

a person who likes to massively debate.

Grace is a mass debater.

by PhoForMe March 18, 2009

Textual Massage

adv. Placing a cell phone which has been set to vibrate in the bottom corner of your pocket so it is close to your 'danger zone', or touching the top of your inner thigh. Upon a text message, the phone will vibrate, sending small, yet glorious pleasure waves and sometimes tingles down your spine.

Eric: Dude, last night, Erica and I were chatting back and forth, and she gave me a series of textual massages.
Tom: Really? hot dude! WOAH!! I'm getting one right now. hehe...he....'scuse me while I go to the bathroom for about 5 1/2 minutes.

by Grammar_Freak_17 April 18, 2008