manses

Your boys, homies and partners or someone else's boys, homies and partners.

"I want to bang Scott and all he manses!"

by Ann McKay July 25, 2006

poor mans posh wank

To put you penis in an old sock and masturbate

I fanceid a change so i popped him in my old sweaty sock

by mr smith March 6, 2005

manscheduling

When a man makes vague plans with you, with the intention of canceling if something better comes up, or he doesn't feel like putting pants on.

"He was manscheduling a date with her for Wednesday, saying he would call her that evening. He was sure to keep her from making plans of her own, while keeping an ear out for something potentially more fun".mansplaining man points man doing well sexit strategy romantic revenge

by irecracker May 22, 2014

Manscaping

the art of trimmings one's pubic hair.

I caught a wicked razor burn while i was manscaping.

by Hicksteroozen October 11, 2008

mansectomy

A procedure for removing excess fat (man-boobs) from a male chest. Often used on old ex-bodybuilders whose chest muscles have atrophied to flab. (or possibly Phil Mickelson, he's got bigger boobs than my last girlfriend!)

If Bob (from Fight Club) wants to get rid of his bitch tits he's going to need to get a mansectomy.

by GeorgeXVIII February 24, 2006

manscara

The first telltale sign that a guy is wearing makeup.

Whoa! I didn't reatlize that Geoffrey wore makeup until I noticed that he went a little heavy on the manscara this morning.

by SJ@24 September 6, 2009

Mans a Fish Cuz

• An exclamation for when your tekkers are so on point any other words literally cannot describe it.

The opposite of 'a fish out of water'

Attributable to a vine featuring Big Narstie

"Oi blud"
"Yeah what"
"Mans a fish cuz"

by $ir October 16, 2015