$ir's definitions

Wenching

• Going on a night out with the sole purpose of catching a root

"Fancy a beer mate"
"Nah Im only here for the wenching"
"Fair play son, get involved"

by $ir October 16, 2015

Hook

• To share a single bed with someone in a non-sexual way but it becomes sexual due to the necessity for spooning in order to fit in such a small space

Pronounced /huuk/

*whispers* "Stop, don't fight... Lets hook tonight"
"Oi cuz leave that batty chirpse"

by $ir October 16, 2015

Mans a Fish Cuz

• An exclamation for when your tekkers are so on point any other words literally cannot describe it.

The opposite of 'a fish out of water'

Attributable to a vine featuring Big Narstie

"Oi blud"
"Yeah what"
"Mans a fish cuz"

by $ir October 16, 2015

Cotch

• To slumber in a cheeky manner, for example after eating bare Nandos, or after Netflix and Chill

"Oi cuz u awake?"
"Nah I'm cotching"
"Safe"

by $ir October 16, 2015